Author's note: So just to clarify this follows the common supernatural theme that since Cas is an angel he is able to have biological children with Dean. Also it ignores recent developments with the finale (cries) because I wrote this at the beginning of the season.
Enjoy!
"Shit! Fuck! Dammit!" Dean was pacing back and forth, sweating like crazy, and mumbling.. er exclaiming expletives.
"Dean you need to calm down," I said.
"A man is giving birth, Sam!" Dean yelled as he turned around with a crazed look in his eyes.
"I am right here Dean," Cas said. I looked at Cas. He looked so freaking done. Dean was having a full-blown meltdown right next to him, despite the fact that he wasn't the one who had to give birth from a body that reeaallly wasn't designed for it.
"You're right, I'm sorry Cas," Dean said, though he didn't sound any calmer then he did before. He took Cas's hand and looked at him with one of those intent looks they constantly gave each other, "How are you feeling?" It was about the thirtieth time he had asked.
"Well, I'm in a little bit of pain, Dean," Cas said snippily.
"Right. Obviously," Dean replied. I could see the tension rolling off of him.
"Alright you guys ready? The contractions are getting close, soon he's going to have to push," Clara said. Clara is a family friend and nurse who's dealt with a few supernatural cases. She was still a little surprised though, when we told her exactly what was going on. I mean who wouldn't be, a man is giving birth.
"I'm ready," Cas said, he looked over at Dean. Dean's face clearly expressed, 'I'M SO NOT READY."
"Ready," Dean said with as confidant a tone as he could muster, which wasn't very confident.
"Alright push on three. One…Two…"