Invader Teen14 presents...
The big school test...Of Jake!
Synopsis:In order for Jake Smith (Cathy Smith's twin brother from Monster Buster Club) to go to Monster High to spend more time with his best friend Howleen Wolf, he must take the exam and see how he passe's with his doom and...JUST READ!
"The exam is over Jake" Headmistress Bloodgood said as Jake Smith continued to write on the piece of paper that was to get him into the school, the Rhapsodian had spent all week studying so he could get into Monster High to be with his best friend Howleen, the alien had spent the last two hours taking the test and it had finally ended but he continued to write "Jake! The exam is over!" Jake suddenly snapped back into reality and looked up and handed the paper to Bloodgood, she looked down at the paper and began to read what his answers were.
the apocalypse.
Answer:THE DAY OF THE DOOM OF MARK AND HIS FRIENDS WILL COME! ALL HUMANS WHO ARE DANGEROUS AND FILTHY SHALL BOW BEFORE THE SUPERIOR FEET OF JAKE AND HIS RACE! ALL CORRUPTED HUMANS WILL DIE ON THIS DAY!... And a small chance Danny may not survive.
2. What is the Honey Island Swamp Monster?
Answer. Simple! monster of the honey land is none other than the DISGUSTING Mark's uncle!
3. Where do monster come from?
Answer. Simple! Monster babies come from a dish washer!
4. What do you think will happen to the future of monsters?
a. will hunt them to extinction
live peacefully with humans
will abduct them.
will happen
Answer
HUMANS DESTROY MY BEST FRIEND THEN THEY WILL PAY! WITH THEIR MISERABLE LIVES!
aliens!
did the legend of the werewolf come from?
SIMPLE ONCE AGAIN! The legend of wolfmen came from Spain! Thos amazing spainards!
6. What is the answer of 103+365?
DARE YOU PEOPLE ASK SUCH A QUESTION! IT'S...
It's...
…..
…..
…..
DO NOT QUESTION OR JUDGE ME!
7. you think the human race is insane?
a. yes and yes
are intellingent
all humans are insane! But the Mark beast is STUPID! AS STUPID AS THE SLOGGERIANS OF REXUS 34! AND ONE DAY HE WILL DIE WITH MONKEYS DEVOURING HIS BRAIN MEATS!...
Did I mention I am normal?
think you are athletic and enjoy sports? What do think of Basketball or Scream?
DARE YOU ALL ASK ME A RIDICULOUS QUESTION LIKE THIS! OF COURSE I AM ATHLETIC! AND BASKETBALL AND SCREAM IS...
Is...
….
…..
I AM JAKE!
9. What do you think of economy today?
is perfectly normal like me! And one day it will reach a amazing peak of amaziness!
you think of a group of people during a cult?
't know, don'y wanna know and don't care.
11. Who is the president of the USA?
ME OF COURSE! But...Uhhh...At the momemt a normal human who does not know what he does and calls himself president man! I mean come on people! Our leader is called president man! Who does that?!
12. motivate all of these.
the economy
the nation
Heath when he flirts with Abbey
the person we all hate the most
Answer.
it's doomed
it's doomed
he's stupid at most times when he thinks of weird flirts
we all hate the stinking Mark!
Teachers note:Congratulations! If you answered all these right then you are now a student of Monster High!
Bloodgood looked at the alien and smiled and handed him back the paper.
"Congratulations Jake" she said "you get a 95 percent, just enough to become a student of this school" Jake's eyes light up with excitement and rushed outside in the hallways, Howleen was standing next to locker and she saw the Rhapsodian doing a littl dance, she chuckled and walked over to him.
"I passed!" he said as he hugged and let go of his friend, the school bell suddenly ranged "oh shoot I'm late!" he rushed to first period with his best friend following him.
Life with an alien could be weird...Even in a school for monsters.
A/N:Just a little humor story I wanted to make for fun! Hope you like it!