Once upon a time in the beautiful land of Azeroth
There lived a human mage named Maries
He spent his days on Timeless Isle and the Shrines
Trolling those who were unwary
One day Maries said, "I have a great idea."
And to one corner of Timeless he went
He took off all his clothes - except his underpants -
And a molten guardian he did scent
He taunted that elemental in only shorts and boots
Then booked it toward the edge of the hill
Maries paused to watch the molten guardian chase him
Then dodged its attack and continued to kite with envious skill
Down to the beach they went
And then Maries jumped into the water
Off he swam, slowly and carefully, never pausing
The molten guardian took off after him, looking to slaughter
The mage that stayed ahead of it, leading it to the Valley of Four winds
Through the hills and up through the Tavern, thence to Binan Village
Maries kited that molten guardian into Kun Lai
Past the yaungol set to pillage
Safely past the obstacles Maries' goal lay only minutes away
Through the gate to the Vale he went, dodging fire all the while
Till in the distance apepared the Shrine of Two Moons
And Maries booked it there, his lips split in a wide smile
Up the stairs he went, past guards and Horde alike
And behind him came the guardian, full of fury and fight.
Into the Shrine Maries led his charge
And then the trolling mage bid everyone there a good night
When the guardian - and Maries - had been dealt with
And the corpses of the fallen lay in piles on the floor
That trolling mage Maries rezzed and appeared in the Shrine
And yelled, "Tomorrow I'll do it once more!"
Then he flew away before something bad could happen
And the Shrine of Two Moons once more became silent
But everyone knew, and everyone waited, for the day
When, once more, Maries would return and things became violent