*Here's to 100 more*

Author's Note: Because anybodihearme ain't got no damn sense!

"I've got to learn the proper way to move my lips to shape the words," Kevin said in seductive whisper as his lips hovered just above Edd's.

Edd's brain shorts out from the redhead being in his space and his body betrays him as he lets go of Kevin's French I workbook with one hand to gently lay it on his side and pull him closer.

Thankfully, the other hand has a pretty good grip on the book even though his arm falls weakly to his side. This move proves beneficial when their lips connect, because just as Kevin sucked his tongue in his mouth, the tightening in Edd's pants, both in his groin and derriere, brought back memories of last night and how he was up till 2AM trying to get his trigonometry homework done because Kevin's mouth needed help in forming the simple French greetings for hello and goodbye correctly.

He quickly comes to his senses and whacks his tutee away with his own workbook.

"No, sir!" He huffed as he pushed a pouting Kevin away. "I'm here to help you study and pass this class. That's it!"

"But it's a French kiss!" Kevin protested weakly.

"Kissing doesn't count!" Edd shrilly retorted, doing his best to rein in the hormones the C average pitcher had knocked out of the park.

Again.

Naturally.

"Tell that to the French!" Kevin laughed and Edd growled.

"I'm half French," Edd said, ice dripping in his tone and Kevin's plotting ways to make him melt. "And I am telling you that that's not how this works!"

"Ya gonna ah revolve me?" Kevin snipped as he slid off the couch and put himself between his tutor's legs, crossed his arms, and gave him a challenging look.

"Oh, my God," Edd groaned as a horrified look crossed his face. "Your grammar is terrible and your diction sucks!"

"You weren't complaining about my diction sucking last night!"

And Kevin saw spots as his workbook came down on his head.

Hard.

But when he could see clear again, Edd's face was drawn up in the most adorable pout and he had to kiss him.

Edd knew a wisecrack about this whole situation was on the tip of his tongue, as he leaned in for another kiss named after Edd's mother's motherland.

A telltale twinkle was in his eyes, the smirk on his lips quivered with delight.

Just as he closed in, Edd said, "Se taire," then shut him up w a kiss that became Kevin's favorite because it was Edd's.