Chapter 1

They never made it there.

When they got to where the chapel was, they found a burning mess. Armed guards were patrolling the streets. And worst of all, there were zombies. Millions and millions of zombies. Axel looked confused. "Either the zombie apocalypse happened while we were in there, or it's Halloween. "Amy shrugged. "At least we lost one problem."

"What's that?"

"You know, we killed Sonic and stuff, so we don't have a gang following us like we used to."Amy said.

At that moment, one of the armed guys ran over and started yelling at them. It sounded like, "!" and then he exploded. Axel got bright green blood all over his face. Amy went flying off into the distance. Axel started laughing, but then another one came up behind him and blew up. He went flying off to where Amy was. He flew right past her and landed on a zombie, which growled. "HUNTER!" he yelled, and pulled out a pistol and shot the zombie so much that it exploded. Amy ran over to where he was, and they set off towards the sounds of a fight. They ran over and found the guy from Skyrim shouting at the zombies and cutting them in half and stuff. They ran past him and Axel fell off of a cliff. He landed on a pie at the bottom. He looked around and saw some guy in orange armor beating up a zombie with a crowbar. He ran over and took the crowbar. The orange guy kept swinging nothing at the zombie. The thing was dead anyways. Then he ran over to a town. Amy was there; she had raided a gun shop to get the necessary supplies. She tossed a double barrel shotgun that had a can of soda duct-taped to it, and on it was painted THE SODA POPPER. Axel read the instructions. "The Soda Popper. Comes with unlimited ammo and a complimentary bottomless can of BONK! ™ Soda."

Amy was then running to the nearest grocery store. She saw somebody trying to steal all of the food.

"Hey Amy," the person said, grinning in a creepy way, "I bet you thought I was dead. Well I'm not."

The person removed the hoodie. Amy was shocked.

"Sonic?"

She got out her AK47 and trained it on his head. He took out Dual Mini Uzis and stood there, chuckling. She managed to unload an entire clip on him, and she found herself shooting a stack of cans. He was behind her in an instant, disarming her and knocking her out. He fired off a few shots in the direction of the gun shop and waited.

Axel saw the bullets shoot through the window and hit a target, all on the bull's-eye. Either somebody was challenging him to a duel or Amy was in trouble. He chose the latter; she was more likely to get knocked out, she wasn't immortal like him. He sprinted over to the grocery store, hoping it wasn't too late. It wasn't. Sonic was pointing one gun at Amy, who was tied to a cement pillar. The other gun was trained on Axel. Sonic frowned when he saw Axel run in. "Ten seconds. You're losing your touch, old man."

Axel bared his teeth at the last remark. "I'm not as old as you think I am. By the way, how old do you think I am?"

Sonic thought. At last he just said, "Deceased." He fired four million bullets per second into Axel's body. Each one caused a spray of blood to hit the wall. Soon it was completely red. It had been a white wall.

Axel fell over on his knees, blood dripping from his mouth. He was immortal, as mentioned, but Sonic didn't know that. Amy screamed; she had probably forgotten. Sonic started laughing. Then suddenly he was silent. He had noticed that Axel was still alive. He put both guns to Axel's head, and pulled the trigger.

CLICK

Nothing happened.

Sonic noticed that Axel had turned into dust. The REAL Axel had his gun to the back of Sonic's head.

"Why are you even alive, Sonic? I killed you once; don't think I won't kill you again."

Sonic was silent. Axel noticed that there was a sword sticking through Sonic's chest. They had both been impaled on the same blade. Yucky. Axel stepped backward far enough so the blade was no longer stuck in his chest too. Now it was only Sonic who looked like a sausage on a stick. The swords owner was an old hedgehog, probably 200. Amy recognized this person.

"Grandpa!" she shouted. Axel turned towards her, and untied the rope. His hands lingered on her breasts for a slight moment. She looked up at him and smiled seductively. "Later." She whispered. She ran over to her grandfather and started yammering. The old man gave Axel a questioning look. He had no idea why, but he then looked back at Sonic. He had fled, leaving the sword. Axel picked up the sword and held it out to the old guy. The man declined and whispered something to Amy. Suddenly Amy broke out into tears. She kept saying stuff that Axel couldn't hear. But he knew what was going on. Sure enough, the old man turned and walked away, turning into a cloud of golden dust. Amy turned back to Axel, her eyes red from crying. She ran over and in an instant Axel was smothered in a huge hug. He had no idea how to comfort her, so he just sat her down on a chair. He motioned for her to look up. She did, and at that moment he kissed her. This wasn't like the one in the tent. This one was a long, tender, passionate kiss. And she stopped crying the moment it ended. She just stared at her lover with her beautiful emerald colored eyes, and he gazed back with his light golden ones. They sat like this for a while. Then they heard what sounded like an auto tuned whale noise.

"What the heck was that?" Axel asked nobody in particular, as people in stories do.

Amy knew. "STRIDER!" She yelled.