The Tall Tales of Hellblazer and the Invincible Iron Man vs. The Death Metal Devil: Chapter 1
A crimson red clawed foot stomped onto the ground before him. He was Tony Stark, playboy billionaire philanthropist extraordinaire, and he did not know what the fuck it was. But whatever it was, he was going to kick its ass with his titanium alloy boots of his Iron man armour. A grisly voice met him.
"Do you even know who I am, mortal?" said the crimson red figure meticulously before Tony.
"I know who you are, you're a piece of sh…" A burst of fire hit Tony, smack right in the chest, causing him to fall backwards onto the outside wall of the Church.
"Time to collect a soul now." Said the atrocious figure. Tony flinched as the claw came down at his head, questioning how in the world did this creature before last in a fight until his energy in is his battery had been depleted entirely.
The claw stopped a sliver away from his helmet. A gritty voice with a light Liverpudian accent said "Looks like you got yourself into quite a predicament, you poor sod." as he pointed towards Stark. He began to recite a spell in Latin quickly and the arm of the creature burst off, turning into ashes. The creature turned around to face the mysterious man.
"Who are you mortal?" asked the creature.
"The name's John Constantine, asshole."