Me: ok after weeks with writers block I decided to write another fic, thank god for books, I got my writer's block busted thanks to them.
This is my first try at humor so tell me if it isn't good ok?
Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade or any other random stuff that pops up here
THE CHRONICLES OF BEYBLADE
Chapter one: Tyson's morning
Tyson's POV
Kai just cranked up my stereo so loud that I swear people in SOMALIA could hear.
After a rough start up and having Hilary on my ass until I got into the shower, in which I am now, the only joy I think about is my donut waiting at my table.
"TYSON!" Hilary yelled popping out of nowhere, I screamed like a little girl before grabbing a towel and covering myself.
"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, JUMPING ON ME, IN THE SHOWER!" I yelled in protest pausing and grinning devilishly "I didn't know you liked me that much" I added as literally steam poured out of the brunette fiend's eyes
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed running like a headless chicken "I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU TYSON KINOMIYA! JUST WAIT!" Hilary screamed at me holding an ax over my neck
Oh joy
I rule…
I'm still in the towel
"GUYS HELP ME!" I begged
"Sorry Tyson" Max told me as he laughed, I clutched my towel and pouted, this made him laugh even harder "Tyson get dressed, people are staring" Kai grunted, oh he tried to hide it but he was laughing at me! Like everyone else
HOLD IT
Did he say PEOPLE!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I'M DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED I SAY!
Yep, every single passerby is looking at me as if I was some circus freak.
I proudly or as proudly as I could muster because people were already whistling at me, marched up to the steps and in my "proud" march forgot about the big post on the MIDDLE of my way.
OW! DAMMIT GRAMPS! YOU ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING TO MAKE MY DAY!
Ok, ok, after that little "accident" more like a habit ever since I was ten. I dressed and devilishly sneaked into the kitchen, grabbed the cheese and hot sauce and marched again to the table, as quiet as a snake
"I'm invisible you can't see me, I'm invisible you can't see me, I'm invisible you can't see me" I chanted to myself as I tiptoed down the hall, past gramps and to the kitchen
"I'm invisible and you can't see me, I'm invisible nobody sees me" I chanted snickering and humming along the James bond theme.
Ray stares at me.
I'm invisible! He won't see me because I am the GREAT INVISIBLE TYSON!
"Tyson what are you doing?" Ray asks
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
"nothing Ray, just setting up the table" I lie sweetly, he goes back to his work and I glare evilly at him "coughmotherhencough"
He stares at me, and his eyes, I SWEAR, turned red.
Oh joy, I struck a nerve.
To my shock, his eyes go wide and brim with tears.
DAMNIT WHY ME!?!??!?!?!?!?!
Ray sits on the ground and sniffles, I should've known, that reminds him of his mother whom he never knew because he never did and we don't because he never knew them and went to live with Lee and never saw his parents and we won't see them because he doesn't know them
Ok that made my brain hurt
"Ray?" I ask, Ray looks at me and just then literally waterfalls flow down like the Niagara, mmmmmmmmmm the Niagara, it looks like soda, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODA!
I wipe the drool off my face once Kai, Max, Kenny and Hilary a.k.a THE brunette fiend step into the room
After getting Ray calm, eating his delicious breakfast AND getting my mind out of soda can land, meanies I'M THE SODA KING!!
Kai is about to take his coffee, I grin but see him grinning back, suddenly I feel the burn in my mouth
"GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed drinking tons of water out of the sink, Kai glares at me and sets his valuable coffee mug on the freezer for later.
Now I'm walking around, looking like a water balloon, feeling like a water balloon
Having Kai stare smugly for the whole time, bumping into THE post and battling with the brunette fiend mothering my ass off is the least of my problems, what Kai will do when he figures out what is on his coffee is what worries me.
That's my morning
end chap one
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