Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with X-men.

A/N: Not my first fanfic, but definitely my first attempt at humour. So give me a chance.

A/N 2: I've seen a couple of fics where the '95 x-men see Evo, but what happens when Evo see the '95 x-men? Sorry if I've destroyed the accents.

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"Hey guys. Look what I found!" Called Evan, as he burst through the mansion doors.

"What?" Scott made his way over to him.

Evan held up a video cassette in his hand. Scott squinted at the picture, and cocked his head to the side.

"Hey it's us!"

"We have to watch it!" Evan said excitedly.

"All right. Might as well get everyone together."

Ten minutes later...

"Why do we 'ave to watch it?" Asked Rogue irritated.

"Because, it'll be, like, so fun." Responded Kitty.

All the x-men, including the adults sat down and surrounded the tv, as Evan put the cassette into the video player, and waited eagerly for the tape to start.

Twenty minutes later...

"Vhere vas I?" Asked Kurt confusedly. "I didn't see me anyvhere."

"You? Like, I wasn't there either." Stated Kitty.

"Neither was I." Evan looked at the ground.

"Logan?"

"Yeah, Red."

"You've never felt any attraction to me have you?" Jean looked at him, her cheeks turning crimson.

"Not on your life, bub." Logan's eye twitched slightly.

"I looked great." Stated Scott. "When are my muscles going to look like that!"

"Where was mah make-up?" Rogue looked horrified. "Mah uniform looked completely skin tight!"

"I thought that you looked great." replied Jean.

"But since when was one of Magneto's goons part of the x-men? And since when was ah with him?" Continued Rogue. "Plus since when did he look, so ... gorgeous..."

SKNIT

"I was wearing yellow spandex." Logan growled. "I'm not that short either."

"Did I appear to have more hair?" Asked Beast. Everyone turned round and blinked at him.

"Does Scott really love me?" Asked Jean frowning. The rest of the students except Scott began coughing loudly.

"I think I prefer wearing my black uniform. It brings more attention to my hair." Stated Ororo.

"Like, why was Jubilee hanging round Logan so much?" Asked Kitty.

"I think I'm going to ask Forge to make me a floating wheelchair. Well, if that Xavier's got one, I want one too." Xavier stated, and rolled his way out of the room.

Erm, if you didn't like it, please don't kill me. I swear I won't try to be funny again. Actually I might, depending on what you guys think.