I gladly DO NOT own ANYTHING! I also don't own Wizard of Oz...
Bella was pregnant with her baby, and she and Edward went to another world for a better doctor.
After the surgery the doctor said, "The surgery is done, the baby is out—but Bella is dead." He looked at Edward and said, "One day we will look back at this and laugh."
Once Edward got home, he found Jacob raiding his pantry, but did nothing about it. (Jacob put poison in all of the food once he found out about Bella's death.) Edward drank, "for Be—" and then he exploded...
Jacob fell in love with Bella's daughter and took her for a date on the mountains, when the "wind" (heh heh heh...) knocked her over, and she started falling...falling...falling...
Down, down, and down, she fell; Jacob took her to the same doctor as before, but he was tired of trying to save twilight characters, he asked his janitor to do it.
Therefore, (yay) she died.
A voice was heard chanting in the mountains:
"Ding-Dong,
The witch is dead,
The wicked witch is dead!
Hey!
And a ding-dong,
The witch is dead,
The wicked witch is dead!"
The end ;). (I hate Twilight.)
Thanks to my sister Rainlight 2427 for beta-ing. If you agree with this, put #Twilightsucks in your review.