Hey! This is my first story! I got bored so this is going to be random, stupid, and of course full of good old blood! WOT WOT!
Prodesto, the Netherworld, Human world, Celestia, and any other crappy places couldn't handle one person.
Harley.
Who is she? Well for starters she's INSANE, blood thirsty and makes fun of everything. And I mean everything....
It all started when her family died. Sad right? Wrong! Do you want to know how they died? Easy, she was cooking, left the house just for about 5 minutes to get the mail....then the house burned down! Heck it was like a genocide when the police got there.
But you know what? She didn't care. Why? Even she doesn't know. She'd been wondering why she didn't care. Ever since then she's never cared. Never.
After that terrible tragicy she was suppost to live with her grandparents...what did she do?
Accidentally killed them with a butcher knife and butter.
How she managed this? Tripped on a thing of butter and was RANDOMLY holding a butcher knife.
End of story, both grandparents dead....how they are both dead you ask?....she somehow managed to do it twice...
Again, she felt nothing. Except one thing, enjoyment. She actually liked killing them. Maybe it was because they were already kind of nuts. Maybe because her grandma was a crazy cat lady. Maybe because her grandpa threatened her with a frying pan and called her a failure. Either way there was only one thing Harley wanted to do.
Kill, and find out why she didn't feel anything EXCEPT when she killed people.
How did she land in Prodesto though?
Easy, while she was out on a killing spree she met someone.
And this is where our story begins....who am I? Don't worry you'll find out soon...hehehe
She looked at the body. "....I think its still twitching..." she muttered. Sure enough it was. So she stabbed it one more time. Gonner!
Letting a huge sigh out she felt happy. It was such a lovely foggy day in the forest behind her grandparents house. She just HAPPENED to find this hunter. She grabbed his gun. "Hmm...I wonder if this will let me feel...." she shot a bullet in the body. It wasn't as fun but it would have to do.
Suddenly she felt a cold chill up her back. Someone was here. A witness? She never had to deal with that before! What feeling would she feel now...
Maybe guilt? Or something along the lines of despair?
"My, my! What a happy girl!" Harley turned to see a women. She was like a ghost, with her skull staff and weird blue flowers in her hair she had to be a ghost.
"Wow...." Harley muttered staring. Yet she didn't feel shocked. How sad...
"Lujei please don't do anything rash." the skull pleaded to the women. That didn't faze Harely either. "Darn it!" she muttered under her breath. It was starting to get cold and possibly about to rain.
"Um....may I ask who you are?" Harely asked. Not that she really cared, she'd just kill this lady like all the other people who wander into the forest. Then after she'd put the body somewhere else and blame it on her neighbor who had a mental son. In her opinion the hole family was screwed. But that didn't matter right now. What did matter what this lady and how she would kill her.
"Oh! Its about to rain! Poo, Lujei doesn't want to get wet..." the women pouted.
Harley hesitated but, "Um...y-you can stay the night at my house if you'd like..." even she didn't know why she said that.
But the women smiled happily, "How nice! Isn't that nice of her my love?" the women named Lujei looked at the staff.
"Indeed, I think we should spare her because of her kindness." The skull added quickly. Lujei agreed.
Spare? From what this lady? Harley didn't want to ask, she didn't want to take any chances of what this lady was capable of. She she led her back to her grandparents place. The police still thought her grandparents were alive. Harley got rid of the bodies long ago. She just made it look like the neighbor again. She had a pretty good plan for him...hehehe
When the two got into her house it was sparkling clean. You see since Harley didn't have a job she didn't have much to do except watch tv, kill people, eat, sleep, and clean.
"Sparkle sparkle! Look love I can see my reflection!" Lujei looked at the marble counter. Who was this moron? Harley thought but let the thought slip away as she gave some tea to her unusual guest.
"So um...what's your name?" she asked not sure if she wanted to know the answer. "I am Lujei Pichie! This is my love." she showed the skull staff. "How do you do?" it asked. Harley blinked a couple of times. Was she dreaming? Or just high, she didn't remember getting high. She never did that sort of thing.
"So...Lujei, my name is Harley." she introduced. How would she kill this lady...should she kill this lady?
"This is good tea, it'd be better with some blood!" Lujei chirped sipping her tea. "B-blood?...actually that might taste good..." Harley muttered. What? She was already screwed up.
"I can get some from that guy I just killed. But it might be cold and alittle dirty..." she muttered the last part. "No no! Cold blood sticks to your teeth. Lujei's pet did that once and Lujei couldn't get off it'll a week. Isn't that true my love?" Lujei asked. Her skull nodded. "Yes...." it moaned. It seemed really sad....
"So...um....I don't wanna be rude but...are you a ghost?" Harley asked curious to see Lujei's reaction. Lujei nodded, "Yup! When Lujei was alive I was killed by my love. But now I do good and justice with my love at my side. Isn't that right love?" she hugged her staff. "I wouldn't say "Good" as to....trouble..." the skull muttered. Harley was now interested, "T-travel? Like the world?" she asked.
"Not just the world but other worlds as well." she added. Harley had stars in her eyes, "WOW! I wish I could do that!" she squeeled. Lujei looked at her skull staff then got a twisted smile. "Why not? Lujei thinks you could do some good by punishing those who are sinful....like that one place..." she smiled. Harley stared at Lujei, she never felt so excited. "Lujei! Do you really mean it?!" she asked in awe. How she actually felt right then and there. The thought of how much blood shead she could spread somewhere else.
"Yes! And Lujei knows the best place! Come, let us go." she stood up. Harley came to her side. She didn't need anything, she had her Ipod and her knife. That was enough.
"Let us go to that sinful place!"