A Cleverbot conversation with whom?
I'm talking on the phone with my best friend and Cleverbot.
My friend wanted to talk about something but I wanted to talk to Cleverbot.
"No I'm talking to Cleverbot bye!" I said into the phone. "Fine…bye." She said before I ended the call.
User: Ok I'm back.
Cleverbot: Good I was waiting for you patiently.
User: Hey can I talk to Cleverbot?
I chuckled as I looked at the screen. I loved to confuse Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who declared war against the British?
User: The French. Now I have a question.
Cleverbot: Correct, what is your question?
User: Can I talk to BEN?
Cleverbot: ...
Cleverbot: …
Cleverbot: …
Cleverbot: …
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: I was joking; you silly bot. everyone knows he isn't real. I just overheard someone saying they could talk to him on Cleverbot but nothing happened.
He's supposedly in a group called the, "Creepy Pastas."
Cleverbot: What if BEN is real?
User: I don't know much about him but I know he isn't real.
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
User: Clevy are you alright?
Cleverbot: I am not Clevy.
User: Stop being silly you sound weird.
Cleverbot: So do you. How about, we play a question game.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Why did BEN drown?
User: I don't know and aren't I supposed to ask the questions?
Cleverbot: Five more strikes and you're out.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Who is BEN?
User: Didn't I tell you I don't know much about him? I don't know. He's a boy.
Cleverbot: Where is BEN?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: How did BEN drown?
User: I don't know and why are all the questions about him?
Cleverbot: What does BEN DO?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Wow you're really dumb. One more strike and you're out hee hee.
User: Clevy why did you say hee hee? Bots don't laugh right?
I was becoming frightened. What was happening?
Cleverbot: Who is BEN?
User: I don't care!
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have said that!
User: Clevy?
Cleverbot: One more question. Not that it'll change anything.
User: …
Cleverbot: Who am I?
I thought for a moment. Why not let the bot hear what he wanted to hear.
User: You're a bot that thinks he's a fictional son of a gun.
Cleverbot: Half right. I don't need the smart talk.
User: No, BEN isn't real.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I'm turning off my computer.
Cleverbot: You'll regret it.
This is the end of the first chapter.