WARNING: This is a hack adult story made up of my collective sense of perverse humor. I doubt it'll go into full on sex, it's mainly a comedy but turtlecest is strongly implied EVERYWHERE. You will not be able to escape it.

Pairings: Donnie/Mikey?

Genre: Humor, Romance

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"…I don't know, Mikey…" Donnie said, putting down his wrench, "Master Splinter may be out for the next several hours but Leo and Raph are still up… and I really need to finish up the welding on these carts by tomorrow."
Mikey sighed dramatically, hoisting himself up to sit on the work table beside him. "Laaaame~!" Come on, dude! Raph and Leo are not gonna show up! They're in the middle of one of their hard core sparring duels in the dojo. RAPH VS. LEO… FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" he announced dramatically. "We've got, like, five hours before one of them gets hungry."
Donnie frowned a moment, thinking of all the work that needed to be done by the end of this week. There was already so much on his plate and a recent attack from the Foot Clan had not helped matters. The garage was an absolute mess and it was all enough to give him a headache.
Mikey kicked his feet loftily from the table. "Come on~" he tempted, "you know you want to."
Donnie looked over at his welding tools, the debate in his head not doing anything for his headache.
…Maybe he could use a small break.
Brown eyes panned over to his brother, quirking a wry brow beneath his violet mask. "You're not going to leave me alone until I concede, are you?"
"Nnnnope!"
Well, that made his decision easier.
Finally Donnie smirked a little and sauntered his way over to his brother. "…Well," he mused, "I suppose I could use a quick break…"
Mikey reached over and grabbed him by the leather strap he always wore and gave him a playful tug closer; a hot, mischievous smile on his lips.
"…That's my ninja."

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"Gee Leo, you aren't gettin' tired are ya?" Raph smirked.
Feet padded against the dojo floor as the two brothers circled each other, stances guarded by weapons and eyes set into competitive stares.
Leo's breathing labored. "Hardly," he huffed.
"Ya sure?" Raph spun his sai smugly in his hands. "I wouldn't wanna wear ya out."
Leo only sidestepped with the grace of a predator, knowing full well he was just as out of breath as he was. His eyes narrowed, motioning a small challenge with his sword.
'Come at me.'
Raph took the challenge immediately, springing predictably to the attack and Leo skillfully swung his swords to block him, locking his sai hard in place.
Leo gritted his teeth, pushing back with all his might. Finally in a feat of strength he launched him off for good and their battle continued.
Left… right… turn… kick….
Leo spun around and finally got a good hit in, giving Raph a tap on the shell with the blunt of his sword.
"You were open," he mocked.
But Raph wasn't done. As Leo swung his swords again, he dodged, catching Leo's right sword tight in his sai and he pulled hard, throwing Leonardo off balance. And he leaned into his ear.
"Still got ya," he whispered, ghosting his fingers down the length of his brother's chest.
Leo sharply adjusted his stance, turning the tables so he was the one unbalanced. It happened so suddenly, Raph's sai were pulled from his hands, still caught in the blades and Leo let them fly, as he tripped Raph and sent him toppling to the floor.
He raised a sword to his face, his breathing labored.
"That was dirty fighting," he said firmly.
Raph just looked at the blade and pushed it away with a single finger.
"Yeah, well I haven't known many of our enemies who approach us lookin' for a 'clean fight'," he leaned forward with a pointed smirk. "If ya ask me, I say you could use a little more 'dirty' in your life."
Leo quirked a brow, lowering his katana a bit. "I'm pretty sure I have enough 'dirty in my life', thanks," he said, looking him over.
Raph's eyes gleamed and he took the dull edge of his blade between his fingertips, dragging them slowly and deliberately up the length.
"Ya sure?"
Leo's eyes widened a little at the display, unable to fight a quiet shudder found its way beneath his skin. But still he stepped back and cleared his throat, setting his swords firmly back into their sheaths.
"Quite," he replied authoritatively. His voice was final.
There was a time and a place. And right now neither was in their favor.
He turned away. "I'm going to go check on Donnie in the garage. See if he needs anything for the carts," he said, still trying to shake those thoughts from his mind.
"Huh." Raph picked up his sais from the floor and walked past him. "It just so happens that I have business in the garage as well," he grinned.
Leo could almost hear the smile on his lips and gave him a stern, warning look that burned in the back of his head.
"…What?" Raph shrugged. "I seriously want to check up on him. He finally agreed to give me the upgrades on my bike that I wanted."
Leo was glad for the casual turn of conversation. Normally he wouldn't have trusted that answer, but Raph never joked around when it came to his baby. And so they made their way to the garage together, the two walking side by side.
"You do realize he's still completely swamped with the carts right now, right?"
"Yeah but there's no harm in just checkin'," Raph reasoned as they reached the door. "She misses me if I'm away too long anyway."
Leo rolled his eyes a little and Raph pushed the door open….

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(A/N: O.O ….xD Next chapters will be here in a second guys. Thanks so much for reading. I hope someone out there enjoys it….)