AN: Hello people! I just made a new DBZ-fic! (if you didn't happen tonotice it yet) and it's my first in English so don't be too madat me about those grammar errors...Enjoy!

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- Once upon a time, there was a boy called Son Gohan. He was the son of the greatest warrior of the whole universe, Son Goku.

(Though Gohan didn't know then that his father was SO great -. -)

The point is…(Gohan: here's no point at all!) That the boy was left alone, in such a cruel world like this! (Gohan: man the dramatics…) He had to face a lot of difficulties, such as: hunger, loneliness and a certain green man called Piccolo, who didn't let him go home to his mother who had just lost her husband.

- Man! If you wanna write up my childhood story you could at least write the truth…what the hell is this mambo jambo about cruel world, childhood traumas and "certain" green man? Gohan asked his wife.

- Oh dear Gohan, Videl started, -Your mom told me the whole story, you shouldn't be ashamed of what those cruel people did to you. It's not your fault.

- WHAT! Look, just tell me what exactly did my mother told you? Gohan asked nervously.

- For example: She told me that your father bla bla blablaa. (Translation:CENSORED) Videl whispered to his ear. Gohan turned red.

- WHA-A-AT The F---CK! Did my mom really told you THAT! Ok, write whatever you want…at least you're not publishing that rubbish…

- Actually… Videl started blushing strongly. Gohan stared at her.

- Don't tell me…You – You didn't actually did it…did you?

- Um…I thought people would be interested who really is the "Great Soyaman"…ups..I mean "SAIYAman", and besides we could earn some money too…

- Videl dear…Gohan glared at her…do you really think people would believe? He said taking a deep breath.

- Of course no! That's why it will sell well. It might even be the year's bestseller! People will ask questions…we would be famous! Like Stephen King!

- Yeah… Are we vampires or sumthin'? Maybe werewolves…yeah Vegeta could play that part. (AN: Actually it's not such a bad idea after all…hmm…) No, I'll tell you…you tell the whole truth. Say that you're married with an alien, that you can fly and that you've got a daughter who is a supersaiyan-level warrior, even if her IQ level isn't the highest one…And tell…tell that – that my mother is a maniac, my father has saved the world for about hundreds of times and that our god is really a green teenage-alien who is actually a quite clever one. And, that if they understand half of this story, they probably have seen the Matrix- movie.

- Gohhie honey, you shouldn't excite yourself too much. Remember what the doctor said…Your nerves are so delicate…you shouldn't---

- The hell with that doc! I'm goin' out! (SLAM!)

Gohan walked furiously out of their huge house, not as big as Bulma's, but enough big to get lost in there. As he was walking (or perhaps it would be better to say: marching.) he didn't notice her daughter who was hurrying up to her martial arts-lessons.

- Hi dad! Pan said with her cute teenager voice.

- Hi Pan-chan. Gohan said nervously, he noticed that Pan acted quite weird this day and wondered what else he had to face after Videl's great enthusiasm over writing up Gohan's childhood-story.

- Um…daddy, did you have a good day today? Pan asked like incidentally. Gohan start to lose his temper again.

- Look, if you got something to tell, why don't you tell it to me straight.

- Umm…ok… So, umm, I guess that you have noticed already that I'm going out with Miruku, right?

- Yep, who wouldn't when you two have been together at least six months…

- Actually nine months…

- Well… whatever. Anyways, I never liked that guy… he seems kind of sour to me.

- Well maybe it's because you keep looking at him like he's some kind of a trash every time he comes to visit me.

- Well he is. Isn't he?

- Well that's not the matter. Pan said quickly.

- Aha! So he is! Good that you noticed it early enough… So, what did you want to tell me?

- So you know that I went out with Miroku, now….

- Wait, don't you go out with him anymore? Gohan asked.

- DAD! Could you please let me finally tell my stuff? Pan yelled and as Gohan seemed to shut up she continued.

- So, you know too that I was in a party at Asahi's house…

- Now that I DIDN'T know…

- Well now you know it. Anyways, Biiru brought us few packs of beer and also other stuff too…

- What! What kind of other stuff? Gohan asked kind of hysterically. Pan blushed a bit.

- Umm… you know. Ordinary stuff…

- Like what?

- Like: beer, wine, rum, vodka and few little packs of ecstasy and cannabis. And I don't quite remember, but I guess there were a few packs of Convarallia majalis's berries.

- And what's that convarr--- conv--- well, the convy- thing? Gohan asked totally stunned.

- You know… I actually don't know.

- Well whatever it was, I hope it wasn't deadly poisonous… (AN: Unfortunately it is.) Anyway, I'm sure that you, as a good, clever and obedient daughter, didn't touch that rubbish. Am I right? Gohan asked a bit nervous.

- Now dad, don't lose your temper again but um… well I had a couple of glasses of beer. I swear I didn't touch anything else!

- Ok.. so you had a glass of beer. Good that you confessed that, I'm really proud of you. Just, promise me that you won't go to parties like that without asking me. Okay hon?

- Okay dad. But first,I had to tell you that I'm pregnant. Pan said and covered her face which was now full of tears.

AN: OMG! Gohan won't have this day easy... :P

Okay, this was the first chapter...hope you liked it. Yeah.. I know it's short and a bit like not-finished,but it's a chapter anyway. So.. please RR! (and check my other stories too!)

Thank you very much,

Archernar (gotta go sleep, gotta go sleep... zzzzz)