(I do not own any Supernatural characters or anything to do with the show, anything referenced in this story, products, songs, movies etc does not belong to me. Entertainment only folks. BTW Sammy is very out of character in this so just a heads up. Enjoy)
Castiel stood at the candy counter with his hands clasped behind his back examining the selection of chocolates. Valentine's Day was soon approaching and the angel was excited to explore this occasion with his one true love Dean Winchester.
A bored woman behind the counter watched the cute but odd man wearing a trench coat in the middle of winter and wondered who he could be buying for, a dowdy little wife, a nerdy mistress from work or a girlfriend with strange tastes in men.
She thought maybe even a man but not the tall drink of gorgeous he came in with. She looked over at Sam and thought he was just too awesome to pile drive the little, nebbish, blue eyed sweetheart standing in front of her.
Castiel tapped the glass, "Tell me, which of these would appeal to a man that over compensates to hide his bisexuality?"
She raised her eyebrows and smiled, "Guess I called that wrong."
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing," she went over and leaned on the glass, "I don't know, what does he like? Carmel, fruit centers, toffee, what does you're…" there was a question in her voice, it could have been a father he was buying for but she doubted it.
Castiel stuck out his chin and gave her a proud smile, "My boyfriend Dean."
"Yeah what does your boyfriend enjoy eating?"
Sam was looking at the jars of gummy candies, he chuckled to himself and the angel looked over at him and frowned, "What is that laugh for?"
"I know what Dean likes to eat…ass, cock, pussy; he isn't above a good tea bagging when the mood strikes him."
"Sam!"
Sam shrugged, "Hey I'm being honest and she asked."
Castiel couldn't get over the fact that Sam had a mouth that almost rivaled his brothers, "Honestly Sam you never used to be such a potty mouth, you have the face of an angel and I should know but yet those salty words…you used to be a good boy."
Sam patted him on the head, "Things change, now I'm a naughty boy."
Sam focused his attention on the woman behind the counter, "my brother calls him his furry little fruit does that help narrow it down?"
She drummed her fingers on the glass and studied all the selections, "Nothing furry but lots of fruit…how about chocolate covered cherries? We make them here fresh and I think they are pretty darn good."
She handed them both a sample and the angels face lit up, "This is it Sam, the perfect candy for Dean."
She got out a box for him, "Great how many do you want?"
"Oh sorry I'm just looking right now, Dean is my very first Valentine and I'm getting ideas."
Sam goosed the angel and Castiel grabbed his wrist, "Sam, don't make me break your fingers."
"That's my payment for having to choke down that gross cherry."
Dean burst in the door, "Hurry up I'm sick of feeding the meter, why are we even in the quaint part of town? Its frickin' boring as hell."
Castiel pointed to Dean, "This is my boyfriend."
She eyed the very delicious looking man with his arms folded and the word "jerk" almost visible on his forehead, "Hey you, handsome come here and have a free sample."
Dean grabbed the chocolate covered cherry, popped it in his mouth and gagged, "Holy crap I need a beer to kill the taste of that!"
Castiel sighed, "Alright Dean let's get you that beer. By the way, Sam squeezed my buttocks with his giant hands and now I feel used and dirty."
"Sammy!"
"You shouldn't date someone with such a cute butt."
"Uh…excuse me we are not dating."
Sam flicked his brother's ear, "Aw Dean, are you going through a hetero phase?"
"Shut up Sam, I'm complicated."
…..
Castiel was feeding the ducks in the parked and the brothers sat there watching him move closer to the edge of the pond.
"Sam he's gonna get duck crap on the floor of Baby."
"Dean what are you doing for Cas for Valentine's Day? "
"It's our first one so I thought I'd give him something nice, I'm tying a ribbon around my dick and balls and doing a reveal."
"So nothing special then?"
"I consider that pretty special Sam I even bought the ribbon…its red."
Sam rolled his eyes and gave a sigh, "I'm glad I'm not dating you."
"Yeah me too bitch face,that would be awkward."
Dean watched the angel wave and smile, "Geez Sammy he is so cute I can't stand it, look how when he smiles he sticks his chin out like that. Maybe I should do something else for him."
Castiel appeared in the back seat, "Do what for me Dean?"
"Nothing baby."
"Oh."
…..
Sam shoved his brother toward a giant cooler filled with bouquets, "Go on, they don't bite."
Dean stood there staring at the colorful wall of flowers and panicked, "Sam I don't know what he likes, what do you get someone that watched half this stuff get created? Plus it's not even Valentine's Day for a week."
"Just get some ideas."
"I still got that red ribbon and I got plenty of ideas that don't include flowers."
Castiel appeared behind them, "What ribbon?"
"Damn it Cas stop that! A man needs privacy sometimes; I was talking about my blue ribbon I got for "Biggest Cock" at the county fair ok?"
Castiel thought it over for a moment and then nodded, "Well I think you deserved that, your penis is large."
Sam gave his brother a smirk, "That's only because I wasn't there; otherwise it would have been me."
"It's true Dean, Sam is proportionate."
"Whatever Cas, come on lets go I'm sick of lookin' at flowers."
…
Sam was no closer to getting his brother and angel together for Valentine's Day but he still had a week to work on it.
TBC