The Puppy dog from
HELL…
"Bakura I have a present for you," Ryou chirped as he walked into Bakura's bedroom and placing a medium sized box that was barking on his bed.
"What is in the box Ryou?" Bakura asked a little weary of the moving and barking box!
"Open it and you'll find out," Ryou replied happily!
Bakura walked over to his bed and slowly lifted the lid off the box and out jumped a little black…
PUPPY DOG!
"Arrrggghh! What in Ra's name is that thing?" Demanded Bakura hiding under his desk while Ryou just laughed hysterically!
"Don't worry Bakura it won't hurt you it's just a puppy!" Ryou explained while giggling!
"But what is it?" Bakura demanded again eyeing the dog very carefully.
"It's called a dog, but is only a puppy and it's name is Lucky," Ryou replied picking up the small black puppy and brought it closer to Bakura who retreated further underneath the small desk! Unfortunately for Bakura Lucky thought that Bakura wanted to play so it started to bark loudly which caused Bakura to scream which then meant that Ryou would have a rather large headache later on!
"Shhh Lucky, shhh," coaxed Ryou as he pulled the hyperactive dog away from Bakura whom at this point and time was hysterical!
"Ryou, Lucky isn't gonna BE very lucky if you don't keep him under control," Bakura stated once he had calmed down and the dog had fallen asleep on Bakura's bed.
"Bakura, Lucky's just a puppy, you can't expect him not to do stuff like that, it would be like you not being allowed to send people to the shadow realm, even though I do wish you wouldn't," Ryou replied trying to make Bakura see that Lucky was trying to have fun.
"Whatever," was all Bakura said before walking out of his bedroom leaving Ryou with the sleeping puppy.
"Bakura, I'm going to the pet sore to get Lucky some stuff, I'll be back soon," said Ryou a little while later.
"Yeah okay, you go and have fun while I just stay here and rot away," moaned Bakura.
"Bakura you can't rot because you're already dead, and I won't be gone long, bye Bakura have a nice time with Lucky," Ryou replied as he walked out of the front door and away towards the pet shop leaving Bakura alone in the house with Lucky…
Bakura was watching t.v and everything was peaceful, that is until the puppy woke up and wanted to play!
"Woof, woof!" Barked Lucky from the top of the stairs.
"What's the matter you dumb, deranged, hopefully soon to be decapitated dog," muttered Bakura walking to the foot of the stairs and when he looked up he saw Lucky along with three open paint cans which Lucky must've dragged from the storeroom!
"Oh, no, this can only end in tears," said Bakura as he slowly stepped up onto one of the stair steps.
"Grrr," growled Lucky and he pushed one of the paint cans down the stairs and because it took Bakura by surprise the paint can tripped him up and down onto the floor where all the paint splattered onto his face and hair! Then just to top everything off Lucky pushed the other two cans down the stairs and they too landed on Bakura!
"Bakura, I'm home!" Came Ryou's voice from the passageway.
"Uhh, I'm at the stairs," Bakura replied waiting to see and hear Ryou's reaction to the whole situation.
"BAKURA! What have I told you about trying to re-decorate the house!" Shouted Ryou looking at all the paint splattered all over Bakura, the floor, the stairs and some even got onto the walls! Boy was Bakura in big trouble!
"But, but it wasn't me, it was that damned dog of yours he dragged the paints from the storeroom and then he pushed them down the stairs and they all landed on me," argued Bakura angrily.
"Bakura it's bad enough you spilt paint everywhere, don't go making everything worse by blaming it all on poor Lucky," said Ryou rather sternly hugging Lucky who licked his face- Bakura just sighed in moral defeat and stormed out to the lounge room for some much needed t.v until Ryou told him to go and have a shower!
A few days later Lucky was sick and resting in his little doggy bed but Ryou was invited to a picnic so Bakura would be doing a little dog sitting…
"Bye Bakura," said Ryou cheerfully walking out the front door and towards the local park to meet his friends.
"Yeah, bye, but don't blame me if Lucky here breaks something," said Bakura.
When Bakura closed the door Lucky was sitting a few feet away from Bakura.
"Okay dog, I'm gonna be straight with you- I HATE YOU, got it so –waaaaiit just a cotton picking minuet aren't you supposed to be sick," said Bakura as Lucky started to bark loudly and jump around Bakura who was starting to think that even hanging out with the big-headed pharaoh wouldn't be as bad as having to look after a non-sick dog!
"Woof, woof!" Barked Lucky.
"Please just leave me alone," begged Bakura.
What Bakura said must've worked because Lucky ran away- or maybe Lucky was running away for another reason!
A while later Lucky came running into the lounge room where Bakura was happily watching t.v.
"Get out you dumb dog," growled Bakura shooing the dog away until he noticed that Lucky had something in his mouth, that something was a shirt- but not just any shirt it was Ryou's favourite shirt and if it got torn, ripped or anything like that Bakura would be deader than he already is!
"Give me the shirt Lucky," said Bakura as calm as possible!
Lucky started to back off,
"No sit you dumb dog," growled Bakura starting to get agitated and annoyed that this dog could be so smart, I mean what dog knows a person's favourite shirt!
Lucky certainly didn't intend on sitting and letting Bakura win, he wanted to have some fun.
"Please just give me the shirt ra-dammit!" said Bakura a little too loudly, because Lucky ran away as fast as his little doggy legs would carry him.
"Come back here!" Shouted Bakura as he ran after Lucky!
Bakura chased Lucky for about an hour until he basically dropped onto the cold wooden floors panting!
'I hate that dog!' Thought Bakura to himself as he lay panting on the floor. When Lucky came and sat next to him Bakura was too tired to shout at the dog so he decided to just have a little nap, nothing long just a small rest he'd be up before Ryou came home of course!
"BAKURA! Wake up," Shouted Ryou kneeling beside Bakura who slowly sat up and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.
'Oh, no,' thought Bakura!
"Umm, Ryou I can explain, you see I was watching t.v and then Lucky came in dragging your favourite shirt so I ran after him and well I sort of fell asleep but I have a feeling that you will have to find a new favourite shirt," Bakura explained while Ryou just sat there, "You haven't found the shirt have you,"
'I'm SO stupid, why couldn't I have just kept my big mouth shut!' Thought Bakura to himself angrily.
"Well lets go have dinner," said Ryou getting up and walking towards the kitchen.
"Okay, that was strange," mumbled Bakura to himself following Ryou into the kitchen.