As everyone knows, Haruhi has a debt with the Host Club.
Of course you also know he is a she.
Once a month Haruhi gets a week off for girl reasons (Kyoya agreed), but one day...
"Haruhi, I've taken note that you have been dich'n once a week per month" Tamaki yelled.
"no I haven't, Kyoya said I could; you know for my monthly, um, ah, gift"
"He has been giving you gifts!" Tamaki was now angry; how dare his best friend give Haruhi gifts! "I here by forbid you to take next week off"!
Next week…
Haruhi was grumpy and moody all week. Hunny cried when she bit Bun Bun, Tamaki cried when she yelled at him, and the twins cried when she pushed Hikaru off the second story balcony. Only Mori and Kyoya under stood why.
"I told you it was a bad idea" Kyoya gloated
"hey its your fault, you got her used to a week off now she is mad about the change" Tamaki cried.
"so what should we do boss?" the twins asked (it was now easy to tell them apart, Hikaru the one with crutches).
"I have a plan" Tamaki whispered