Meh. I got bored in the shower one day. Not my fault if it sucks, I tried my best to make it not suck-ish. "-_-
Disclaimer: I don't own Apollo, or Artemis, whatever god who makes an appearance in here, or the Percy Jackson series. Absurd, I know.
Music, out. :)
Here it is.
A is for Apollo
From Apollo's point of view, Apollo was the awesomest name ever. Even though Artemis had said otherwise. Several times. An example:
"Little sis, trust me. Apollo is the awesomest Greek name ever."
"No it's not, Apollo."
"Arty, if it's in a haiku, it's true."
Artemis gritted her teeth, "Don't. Call. Me. Arty."
"My name is awesome,
It's Phobeus Apollo,
Isn't it cool? See, it's in a haiku. My name is awesome."
"Three things Apollo. One, your
Apollo frowned, "Was it?"
"Yes."
"Hmm..." he mulled over it a little before snapping his fingers. "I got it!"
Artemis groaned, "Don't tell me."
"'Isn't it so cool?' That's five syllables!" He flashed a blinding white smile at Artemis. She just scowled.
"I said, don't tell me. Or did your hearing go out the door along with your intelligence?"
"No, my hearing's quite fine thank-HEY! I'm not stupid!"
"Prove it."
"How?"
"What's 10 multiplied by 5?"
"...5...?"
Artemis exhaled in frustration. Why did she have to have a stupid brother? And a boy on top of it all.
"No Apollo," she said as calmly as she could through gritted teeth, "The answer is 50."
"Oh."
There was an awkward pause as Artemis wondered how Apollo had ended up this way. Maybe she had banged her shield one too many times over his head...
"...But seriously, Phobeus Apollo is a awesome name."
Shortest thing I've ever written. Well? Good? Bad? Hopefully not the latter... Review!
Music, out. :)