1 day joane was like lol yolo lets go flirt with the devil so she took her little teen angel self and called "mephilstolepstpeleess!?" and he APPEARED! and she was like hello u sexy dveil
mephistopheleiess was like with his sxc voice "lol ya its me insert hell pun here" and then joane was like I LOVE YOU!
and he was like "lol ur like 12"
and she was like "NO IM NOT IM AN ANGEL AND IM LIKE 14 NOT 12" and she got RLY MAD and floated ran out into da road!
and she was hit by a car and died a second time and sock laughed in da distance & lil and jonathan made out bc they were apathetic teens
mephi cried and held his beloved in his arms
"i…. love u….." he whispered to her twice ded form…. but she was DED. no afterlife.
mepepestopheles was tearz and he creyed.
a/n: peleze r&r dis if u crey evrytiem