WHAT?
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WWFDivaGirl
*Originally posted under old username*
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This is a quickie to help cure my writers block! Disclaimer: Don't own…yada yada yada… don't sue… yada yada yada… broke student… yada yada yada.
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Debra walked over to her husband, just before the Royal Rumble.
"Hey sweetie!"
"What?"
"Good Luck in your match"
"What?"
"I said good luck"
"What?"
"Good Luck"
"What?"
"Are you going to say anything else?"
"What?"
"Aren't you going to ask me how I am?"
"What?"
"Will you stop saying what all the time?!"
"What?"
"I said be quiet!"
"… What?"
"Steve!"
"What?"
"Will you shut up?"
"What?"
"Oh, and Steve?"
"What?"
"Before you have you're match tonight?"
"What?"
"I need to tell you something"
"What?"
"I'm pregnant"
"What?"
"It could be Angle's"
"What?"
"It may be Rikishi's"
"What?"
"Or Taker's"
"WHAT?"
"I think it's DDP's"
"What?"
"It could be Chuck's"
"What?"
"Albert could be the father"
"What?"
"And there was the incident with Big Show"
"What?"
"Lita said it may be Jeff's"
"What?"
"Although I think it's more likely to be Matt's"
"What?"
"I thought it could be Al's baby"
"What?"
"He gave me head"
"What?"
"The father could quite well be Billy's"
"What?"
"Or Booker T"
"What?"
"Boss Man thinks it may be his"
"What?"
"Bradshaw said it was Christian's"
"What?"
"Christian said it was Bradshaw's"
"What?"
"But then he said it could be Farrooq's"
"What?"
"or Godfather"
"What?"
"That Goldust could be the dad"
"…What?!"
"No, I mean Kane"
"What?"
"Strom says he could be the daddy"
"What?"
"That's what I told him. I said it would more likely be Perry's"
"WHAT?"
"Or Maven's"
"What?"
"Boy, was he tough enough!"
"What?"
"Scotty... could be his"
"What?"
"It may be a little Test"
"What?"
"Or that Superhero, Hurricane's"
"What?"
"I think it's RVD's"
"What?"
"But I think it's Venis's Kid."
"What?"
"I think it's most likely to be HHH's"
"What?"
"The Game's kid"
"What?"
"I may be pregnant by The Cerebral Assassin!"
"What?"
"They forced themselves on me!"
"WHAT?!"
"Go out there and whip their Asses for me!"
*Austin walks off to the Royal Rumble, ready to whip some ass.*
Debra smiled, and sipped at her coffee. "I love pep talks".
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WWFDivaGirl
*Originally posted under old username*
*****************
This is a quickie to help cure my writers block! Disclaimer: Don't own…yada yada yada… don't sue… yada yada yada… broke student… yada yada yada.
*****************
Debra walked over to her husband, just before the Royal Rumble.
"Hey sweetie!"
"What?"
"Good Luck in your match"
"What?"
"I said good luck"
"What?"
"Good Luck"
"What?"
"Are you going to say anything else?"
"What?"
"Aren't you going to ask me how I am?"
"What?"
"Will you stop saying what all the time?!"
"What?"
"I said be quiet!"
"… What?"
"Steve!"
"What?"
"Will you shut up?"
"What?"
"Oh, and Steve?"
"What?"
"Before you have you're match tonight?"
"What?"
"I need to tell you something"
"What?"
"I'm pregnant"
"What?"
"It could be Angle's"
"What?"
"It may be Rikishi's"
"What?"
"Or Taker's"
"WHAT?"
"I think it's DDP's"
"What?"
"It could be Chuck's"
"What?"
"Albert could be the father"
"What?"
"And there was the incident with Big Show"
"What?"
"Lita said it may be Jeff's"
"What?"
"Although I think it's more likely to be Matt's"
"What?"
"I thought it could be Al's baby"
"What?"
"He gave me head"
"What?"
"The father could quite well be Billy's"
"What?"
"Or Booker T"
"What?"
"Boss Man thinks it may be his"
"What?"
"Bradshaw said it was Christian's"
"What?"
"Christian said it was Bradshaw's"
"What?"
"But then he said it could be Farrooq's"
"What?"
"or Godfather"
"What?"
"That Goldust could be the dad"
"…What?!"
"No, I mean Kane"
"What?"
"Strom says he could be the daddy"
"What?"
"That's what I told him. I said it would more likely be Perry's"
"WHAT?"
"Or Maven's"
"What?"
"Boy, was he tough enough!"
"What?"
"Scotty... could be his"
"What?"
"It may be a little Test"
"What?"
"Or that Superhero, Hurricane's"
"What?"
"I think it's RVD's"
"What?"
"But I think it's Venis's Kid."
"What?"
"I think it's most likely to be HHH's"
"What?"
"The Game's kid"
"What?"
"I may be pregnant by The Cerebral Assassin!"
"What?"
"They forced themselves on me!"
"WHAT?!"
"Go out there and whip their Asses for me!"
*Austin walks off to the Royal Rumble, ready to whip some ass.*
Debra smiled, and sipped at her coffee. "I love pep talks".