Warning: This fic contains:
AU
Crack
Self-insert
Spoof-ness
(Hopefully) Awesomeness
Here's hoping you enjoy the stupidness,
-Valkerie~
Izzy = Me
Rose= My friend
Rose walked down the hallway, white tennis shoes looking out of place against the red-and-gold floral carpet. But she didn't care about that. She wasn't going to be here for long.
She checked to make sure the hallway was clear, using her keen sense of hearing to locate everyone within a radius of 57 feet. Satisfied that no one was near, she ducked behind an enormous decorative base and whipped a device that looked like a cell phone out of her jacket pocket. With it came a small piece of paper that read, "Haha, I picked your pocket. ^_^" This she replaced with a scowl.
The gadget's cover slid off like that of a sliding cell phone, further adding to its diguise. Rose pushed a small red button, and an image flickered to life on the screen. The background was fuzzy, but the main object in the picture was clear: a girl with dark hair and light brown skin smiled up at Rose. "Privet!" said the girl. Rose just rolled her eyes.
"Have you gotten the code yet?" she asked.
"Of course," answered the girl, moving the camera to show a laptop, the screen of which was filled with cascaded windows. Each window had a black background, broken by scrolling green code. "Oh, yeah, I got it. I looped the cameras, too, so the hotel security won't see a thing. All of the rooms are unlocked, I've disabled internet access, sent up a patch to interfere with cell phones, and I've built a small firewall to keep it all safe for a while." She swiveled the camera back around.
Rose couldn't help but smile at her maniacally grinning friend. "Izzy, I have to hand it to you, you didn't fail epically this time."
Izzy made a clicking noise in the back of her throat and brought her hand up in a salute. "No problem, Rosie-chan." Suddenly she looked around. "Gotta go. I'm hiding in a bathroom stall, but I've been in here for an hour and a half, and some lady wants in." The camera was switched off, and Izzy;s face disappeared from Rose's communicator screen. Rose smiled to herself. The plan was under way.
She pushed a series of buttons, some of which comprised an entry code. A screen appeared with a list of numbers and names. Rose highlighted one of the rows, and memorized the information there. Then she sealed the file with another code, and put the communicator back in her pocket. Plan 1, Phase 1, was under way.