[Bloopers at the end!]

My Life As Hannah Parkerson

Prologue

A book is pulled down relieving an beautiful Asian girl with long jet black hair - done up in two buns, with nerd glasses over her beautiful sea - green eyes. A small smile danced gracefully on her lips.

"Hi, I'm Hannah Parkerson. But I guess you already knew that from reading the title. So I should start by saying welcome to my wonderful life, I totally wish," she scoffed closing the book and placing it down on the desk beside herself.

"I am eighteen years old, living in Los Angeles California with my typical mixed family. You see I may seem it but I'm not completely Asian," she stood up from her spinning chair and walked over to her dresser grabbing a family picture. "You see this guy," she said pointing to her father in the picture. "This guy right here is my wonderful father, he supports me in everything I do and he is British. And this lady right here," she pointed to her mother with a slight frown. "This is my mother, don't get me wrong I love her but she is the typical Asian mother. Do your homework, clean your room, why you get C- on your report card? It is kinda annoying. And this girl right here," she pointed to her sister and her frown deepened. "This evil bitch is my older sister Michelle, the perfect child with the perfect grades, I hate her. She always bothers me like Hannah why don't you do your homework? Hanneh why don't you want to be a doctor? Hannah why do you like photography? Hannah why don't you this, why don't you that. Michelle why don't you shut up and stay out of my life!"

Hannah places the family picture back onto the dresser and walked over towards her spinning chair sitting down, "you see I'm not exactly that daughter my mother wanted, I wasn't interested in going to medical school like my sister. I was into art, when I was little I would audition for musical plays which I would get the lead half the time. I loved fashion and had actually worked with a famous fashion designer as an assistant for a year when I was a freshman. But then I was trapped by photography I started loving it and wanted it to be my career. Currently I am a famous photographer on Instagram. A lot of people like my work, and I had been contacted by a ton of people to be there photographer. I have been making a lot of money.

My father is proud of me, however my mother not so much. And this causes arguments between them and I feel terrible about it. I don't want to cause more trouble so I haven't told them I was a lesbian. I know it would crush my mother's heart. I had found out I liked girls when I was ten years old, but I haven't told anyone. I just wish I could tell them, but it seems I just bring them trouble."

Hannah spins in her chair slowly looking up at the ceiling. She grabbed the edge of the desk to stop herself from spinning, "because of me being in the closest my relationship with my current girlfriend is at risk! I don't know what to do, what do you guys think?"

Hannah's door opened revealing her older sister Michelle. Michelle didn't have much Asian features like her little sister and looked more Caucasian. She had shoulder length thick dirty blonde hair - Hannah's is more thin, with chocolate brown eyes. She is shorter than Hannah standing 5'4" while Hannah was 5'7".

"Are you talking to yourself again? I swear you are a weird child. Mom should have put you up for adoption," Michelle said crossing her arms firmly standing in the doorway.

Hannah rolled her eyes picking up her book, she hated that her sister didn't even knock - how rude is that? She just walked around like she owned the place, "was there something you wanted?' She asked ignoring her rude comment.

"Mom wanted me to tell you dinner is ready, hurry up or you won't be eating idiot" Michelle rolled her eyes and walked out slamming the door behind herself.

Hannah pulled the book down again and closed it setting it down on her desk, " that was my amazing sister Michelle. As you can tell we don't actually get along like other siblings and I'm happy about that because Michelle is a basic bitch. She was always the popular one, but I was the prettier one with all the boyfriends. Even though I am gay I have to pretend to like boys for my parents. Another reason my current girlfriend wants to dump me for. I have the perfect life right? I mean I am flawless right? Wrong! I'm a hot ass mess just like my life." She pushed the chair back and stands up stretching out her body. She walked over towards her door opening with a frown, "hopefully this dinner is better than the rest."

"How was school today sweetheart?" Mr. Parkerson asked with a sweet smile towards his younger daughter. "Any thing good happen?."

Hannah slowly started poking at her steak with a small frown, of course it would be her father to start up a conversation with her, "I got an A+ on my photography project, so school was pretty good and Hazel helped me with studying for my advance math classes." She shrugged her shoulders.

Michelle laughed softly with an evil grin while she cut into her steak, "wow your first and very last A+ ever congratulations little sister." She stabbed her steak harshly looking at Hannah.

Mr. Parkerson glanced at his older daughter with disappointment and rolled his eyes. He looked over towards Hannah with a proud smile, "that's good sweetheart. I'm so proud of you."

"How could you be proud of her? She doesn't do nothing but sit on her lazy ass and take photos. Why she no get good grade and study to be doctor?" Mrs. Parkerson asked clearly pissed off.

Hannah clenched her fork and started poking her steak with more force. She rolled her eyes and looked down at her plate ignoring her mother and sister, "thank you dad, don't worry about Michelle. She is just jealous that she is an ugly beast who can't even get a boyfriend!."

Michelle glared over towards her sister, "what did you say about me?"

Hannah chuckled softly and looked over towards her sister with a small smirk dropping her fork onto the plate making a small sound, "you heard me I didn't stutter, clean out your ears and maybe you could hear better. But just for you I'll repeat myself. Maybe if you weren't such an ugly beast you would have a boyfriend, did you hear me that time?" She said with a sweet innocent smile.

"Your sister is right! Why you have no boyfriend? Why you no marry yet?!" Mrs. Parkerson asked bringing the steak to her mouth.

Michelle sighed heavily clearly annoyed. She dropped her fork and rolled her eyes, "mom! I am only twenty years old I don't need to get married it isn't important to me. Graduating med school is important to me at the moment."

"And the fact that you are to ugly to get a boyfriend. When you approach one they scream 'ahh monkey' and run away" Hannah murmured underneath her breath stuffing her face with food. "Or is it the fact that you talk to them to death about med school, I mean boys find that completely attractive."

"You know what Hannah! You are completely annoying and your comments are unneeded," Michelle said glaring towards her picking up her fork.

Hannah finished her food and stood up picking up her plate, "you mean unneeded like your face? I mean at least put a paper bag over it people are trying to eat at this table." She put her plate into the sink and ran upstairs.

"I mean she is completely annoying, I wish we can send her to the moon. I think her alien family would be happy we returned her to her rightful place," Hannah said into the phone whiling laying in bed on her back. She was talking to Hazel like she always did after dinner.

Hazel laughed, "oh please I highly doubt they'll appreciate our gesture of being her back, why do you think they gave her away in the first place?"

"I guess you're right," Hannah shrugged and stood up from her bed walking around her room. "What am I going to do with her? She is twenty years old why haven't she moved out already?," she asked annoyed sitting down at her desk.

"Just ignore her, act like she isn't there."

Hannah opened her photo album looking through the pictures, "that's kinda hard when she walks around here like she owns the place."

"How about you find her a boyfriend? She would stay out the house more?" Hazel suggested.

Hannah scrunched up her nose in disgust, "who would want to date a annoying girl with a donkey face who talks about med school all day?" She asked rolling her eyes and turning pages.

"I think I know someone, you remember Harold right?"

"You mean Angelica's boyfriend Harold?" Hannah asked confused.

"No I mean her ex boyfriend Harold. The two broke up two months ago. Harold is attending the same med school as your sister, he would like to talk about that boring stuff. What you say? Get them together?"

Hannah shrugged her shoulder and scratched her neck with a frown, " I don't know Harold is kinda a dork and Michelle does have standards. But if my mother loves him they would probably get together. Harold better be prepared to eat a lot of weird real Korean food. Not that stupid food from them fast food Korean food places." She said with a small smirk putting her photo album away.

"I love your mother's food especially when she makes the sea food hotpots. That food is yummy, I wish your mother would cook for me everyday. Who cooked tonight?"

Hannah leans back in her chair placing her feet onto her desk, "my father cooked, he made some steak with fresh green beans, corn on the carb, and mash potatoes." She tapped her foot a bit.

"That's sound so good! I had to get pizza because Chase wanted it. He is so annoying some times."

"Chase is a complete sweetheart! He could never be annoying especially if he calls me auntie Hannah. How is he taking the death?" Hannah asked with a slight frown. "It has been a few days."

"He is doing okay, he is only two so he doesn't understand death. He just knows his mommy is gone and never coming back. I am going to miss aunt Anna, I have been a hot mess since the funeral. Just having no one is killing me, all my family is gone besides Chase of course."

Hannah could feel the tears burning in her eyes, "I can't even imagine how you feel right now. The only death I had to deal with was when I was six and my dog dead. Apparently Asian ladies live until they are a thousand." She wiped the tears rolling down her cheeks. "How is Phil dealing with the whole adopting Chase thing?"

"Phil is really supportive and that's what I love most about him. However his parents aren't happy about. Chase don't do that! I'll have to call you back" Hazel hung up.

Hannah looked at her phone and throws it on her bed, "why does life have to suck?" She groans and placed her feet onto the floor. "I guess plan get he man a date tomorrow is on. You better be prepared Harold!"

[Bloopers]

"Hi! I'm Hannah...*achoo* Parker...*achoo* son" Hannah laughs. "Can't we delete that? Damnit!"

"I hate calling my sister an idiot" Michelle said hugging her with a huge grin.

"Is that so? I don't mind calling you ugly," Hannah joked.

Michelle put Hannah in a headlock while laughing.

"that was my amazing sister Michelle. As you can tell we don't actually get along like other siblings and I'm happy about that because Michelle is a basic bitch." Hannah staring laughing whiling spinning in her chair. "It's true she is a basic bitch!"

"I heard that you stupid hoe!" Michelle yelled from behind the scenes.

"I mean she is completely annoying, I wish we can send her to the moon. I think her alien family... Blah blah blah..I forgot my line! Why does my character talk to much?" Hannah asked looking through her script.

Take 2

"I mean she is completely annoying, I wish we can send her to the moon. I think her asian family..." Hannah started laughing. "Asian family? How dumb can I get?"

"Don't worry guys we are actually best friends" Michelle said sitting from her chair.

Hannah rolled her eyes with a playful smirk, "don't listen to her we hate each other, this isn't acting."

Hannah opened the door and stared at the camera, "Hey MTV, this is your girl Hannah Parkerson and welcome to my crib." She walked into the house starting with the living room, "this is where I watch Netflix you know, have to your special Netflix room."

She walked into the kitchen and walked to the cabinet, she opened it show casing her cereal, "you know this is were I keep my cereal because you have to have that first meal of the day! Breakfast is important!"

"That's my crib thanks for coming out. Now get the fuck out my house with your god damn shoes on! This is an Asian and one alien family household!" She pushed them out slamming the door shut.

[Thank you for reading. If you like the bloopers I'll done them at the end of every chapter. If not I'll stop]