Blue Unicorn: Charlie, we're in a magical forest!
Pink Unicorn: Charlie, we need to get to the magic waterfall!
Blue Unicorn: I'll say, Charlie needs a bath!
Charlie: I took a shower two weeks ago, what do you mean?
Blue Unicorn: Look out for the falling leaves Charlie!
Charlie: What's the big deal? It's Autumn, of course the leaves are gonna fall!
Blue Unicorn: But Charlie, these ones are poisonous!
Charlie: What? That doesn't even make sense!
Blue Unicorn: Charlie, you're dead!
Pink Unicorn: Oh my god, we need to bury Charlie! I'll dig with my horn!
Charlie: I'M ALIVE!! What is wrong with you two?
Blue Unicorn: We don't need to bury him! We can bring Charlie back to life with
the healing powers of the waterfall!
Pink Unicorn: But in order to get to the waterfall, we have to encounter the muskrat!
CHARLIE!
Charlie: The muskrat? What are you two talking about?
Pink Unicorn: The Muskrat, Charlie! It's OBVIOUS!
Charlie: What's obvious?
Pink Unicorn: We're in a magical forest, Charlie!
Charlie: I think I knew that much! But you two belong in a mental ward!
Pink Unicorn: CHARLIEEEE! CHARLIEEE! Chaaaaaaarlieeee!
Chaaarrrlieee! CHAAAARRLIEE!
Charlie: WHAT?
Pink Unicorn: We're in a magical for--*Charlie interjects and shouts "SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT".
Blue Unicorn: OH MY GOD CHARLIE! CHARLIE!
Charlie: What now?
Blue Unicorn: There are TREES in this forest, Charlie!
Charlie: I think I probably guessed!
Pink Unicorn: Charlie, we need to stay on our feet or we won't go anywhere!
Charlie: You always state the obvious! Why not say something interesting for a change!
Blue Unicorn: We're standing on the ground right now, Charlie!
Charlie: *groans*
Pink Unicorn: HEY, CHARLIE! Let's climb that tree!
Charlie: We're unicorns, we don't even climb trees!
Blue Unicorn: Come on Charlie, you just have to believe!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah, Charlie, you just need to believe!
Suddenly a gecko pops up out of nowhere, puts on sunglasses, a backwards hat, pulls out a microphone, and begins singing a song.
Yo Charlie, if you really wanna skip to the beat, then all you really need is adhesive feet!
Yo Charlie, a pair of adhesive feet!
And if ya smell like a grotesque swamp monster creep,
Cuz ya haven't taken a shower in at least a week,
And if things are lookin' kinda bleak,
If you've practically forgotten how to speak,
Then just go right ahead and drink from the waterfall that heals you,
And get down with the adhesive feet, ya'll!
The gecko explodes in a burst of flames!
Charlie: He didn't look like a muskrat to me!
Pink Unicorn: Charlie, you have adhesive feet now, you can climb the tree!
Charlie: Alright, already, I'll climb the freakin' tree!
(The three unicorns climb the tree)
The unicorns reach the top and see a mystical muskrat clad in a turban and robe.
Muskrat: My name is Mike, I'm a mystical muskrat! I bless you with good luck! Oh, and
I'm the hero of the script, cuz I'll tell you how to get to the waterfall!
Pink Unicorn: HOW?
Muskrat: Thataway!
Pink Unicorn: Come on Charlie, we have to go thataway!
Charlie: Oh, alright, I'll take a shower under the waterfall!
Charlie goes "thataway" and takes a shower under the waterfall.
Charlie: Hey, I feel renewed and refreshed. This isn't half bad. Hey wait a minute..they took my kidney!