Work and school suck is basically all I'll say in my defense for the lack of absence but as I said in my last oneshot, this oneshot in particular is for a friend of mine who's going through some stuff so I decided to write a oneshot of her three favorite OTPs but I decided to also share it here too. So hoping she likes it and if you guys like it too, cool. Now on with the fic

Disclaimer: I own nada

On a starry evening, a certain couple was making their way to a pretty fancy restaurant in the middle of Toronto called Sassacraz which is world renowned for the delicious French cuisines and other assortments. To most, it's the place to eat which is why Alejandro chose it in the first place although Heather had her doubts about it's credibility.

"Mi amor you can't judge something without even trying it out for yourself." Alejandro tried reasoning to his girlfriend. "It's just an unfair assessment."

"Um I don't care if it's unfair or not." Heather scoffed. "I still think you should have chosen that Italian restaurant. Like French food is so tasteless."

"In the eyes of the ignorant, maybe." Alejandro retorted. "But this place is different. My parents said the dining was truly exquisite and a Burromuerto is never wrong about taste in anything as you've seen in the past." Alejandro smiled seductively with Heather rolling her eyes even though she knows that what the devious Latino says is very much true but she would never tell him that out loud.

"Ugh whatever." Heather folded her arms. "Let's just get this dinner over with already."

Alejandro chuckled at his girlfriend's demeanor as they made their way towards the door. Being the gentleman he is, he went to open the door for Heather.

"After you, mi amor." Alejandro smiled.

"Well duh. Did you think you were going first?" Heather scoffed as she walked inside the door with Alejandro following behind. When they got inside and got checked in, they made their way to their table but were stopped when they recognized a couple of familiar faces, well one of them was new to them. The girls of the group were arguing over something

"COURTNEY?!" Heather yelled.

The C.I.T stopped her bout with the other girl as she looked over at Heather and Alejandro.

"HEATHER?!" The C.I.T responded with the same amount of shock.

"ALEJANDRO?!"

"DUNCAN?!"

"SCOTT?!"

"YOU GUYS?!"

"Um loud cough of trying to get attention." Amy said. She was met with blank stares from Alejandro and Heather.

"Who are you?" Heather asked, rudely.

"Ugh I'm Amy!" The mean blonde snapped. "I was on Total Drama Pahkitew Island? Like hello? Didn't any of you watch that season?" Again, she was met with blank stares from everyone including Scott which annoyed the girl even more. "I'm surrounded by losers."

"You act as if anybody cares about watching this show." Duncan rolled his eyes. "I've been living through the show for like four seasons so why would I care to watch it on TV?"

"Exactly." Heather spoke up. "Nobody cares about the show unless they get profit out of it and I personally couldn't care less about some new reality show rejects getting on the show. Why watch a season if it has nothing to do with me?"

"Who are you calling a reality show reject, grandma?" Amy spat with an angry tone which caused the Queen Bee to get angry herself.

"You did not just-"

"Now now, mi amor." Alejandro held his girlfriend back from getting physical with Amy. "Let's just take our seats and try and have a nice dinner." He took Heather's grunt as a sign of approval as he faced the other two couples. "Same statement extends to you….compadres can we all just try and get along for just this one night?"

"Pfft fine." Amy folded her arms. "Only because you're so hot. Cmon Scott, let's head to our table."

"Sure babe." Scott replied as he followed her to their table which was like right next to Duncan and Courtney's which was right next to Alejandro and Heather. As said couples were heading for their respective tables, they came to that same realization.

"Fuck my life." Heather groaned.

The three couples spent most of their time in silence, shooting a few glares at each other here and there. While waiting for their food, Alejandro felt the need to ease this toxic atmosphere a bit, which he wouldn't usually care so much about but he wanted tonight to be special for himself and Heather.

"So Duncan and Courtney, how did you two get back together?" Alejandro asked. "I mean I thought it was truly over between the both of you with the whole cheating debacle and all."

"Eh. We talked things over. This and that happened and now we're back together." Duncan shrugged."

"That doesn't really tell me a lot."

"It's not supposed to, bromigo."

Alejandro held his breath in so he wouldn't say anything that would make the situation worse. "Well if you wish not to share your story, that's understandable, my friend."

"My friend. Oh please we all know you don't think of any of us as friends." Courtney rolled her eyes. "But if you want to know what happened, yes Duncan and I had a lot of things to talk about since his little stunt in World Tour and we talked over about what went wrong about our relationship and what we could do to fix things since we clearly still had a little bit of feelings for each other after All-Stars."

Duncan smugly smiled at Courtney. "Oh? I thought I was the only one who was still interested during All-Stars, I didn't know you were too."

"That's why I said after All-Stars, not during." Courtney groaned. "I never said anything about during.. see this is what we need to work on, your listening skills."

Duncan frowned at Courtney's last comment. "Pft whatever, princess."

"As I was saying… so yes after we realized that we still had a thing for each other, we talked about how things went downhill and sour so we both resolved to tone down some of our more unfavorable qualities. So that's why Duncan's on a one year probation."

"One year probation? Probation on what?" Alejandro inquired.

"Basically he can't go out and get too personal with women or exchanging numbers or any of that." Courtney explained. "I need to know where he is at all times and not one thing could be a secret between us. So far, he's done well and it's been five months exact.

"Wow…" Was all Alejandro had to say.

"Hey. If not for our mutual decision to tone things down, I'd have had a five year long probation for him." Courtney shrugged as the waiter came by to give them their meals.

"Pretty interesting story indeed right Heather?" Alejandro looked at his girlfriend, who was bored out of her mind. "Heather, were you even listening to story?"

"No. I tuned out after she mentioned they got back together." Heather simply stated. "Buuuuut. That does bring up a pretty good question. Courtney, so what about Scott? Was he just a simple rebound for you to get over Duncan?" The Queen Bee smiled deviously which Alejandro noticed. He knew she was up to no good since Heather always has to start drama which he admired.

Heather's question got the attention of Scott and Amy, who were already eating their food. Courtney looked back at them, then at Heather before finally answering. "Scott…..at first I just wanted an alliance with him but then out of nowhere without any explanation, I just started liking him. I honestly don't know what I liked about him. I just did."

Duncan and Heather laughed at the comment. "So in other words, a summer fling. What was a first relationship to him was just a fling to you. And they call me heartless." Heather chuckled.

"Haha. Dude that's gotta be rough." Duncan looked over at Scott. "She doesn't even know why she liked you in the first place but let's be real. She just wanted to use you to make me jealous. It was pretty obvious."

"If she was, good for here really." Scott replied, with breadsticks in his mouth. "If she finds kissing wannabe bad boys and bubble headed dorks "cool", then she ain't worth my time."

"Who you callin' a wannabe, hillbilly?" Duncan glared.

"Guess your hearin' skills really are as weak as your bad boy cred." Scott smirked. "I was talkin' about you. I mean wasn't All-Stars good enough proof of that?"

"That season was shit and doesn't count but if you want to bring that in, let's talk about how you ate dirt the whole time." Duncan chuckled earning a glare from Scott.

"Tastes good. You'd like it too once I smash your head on the dirt ground."

"Make me eat it, then." Duncan got up from his seat as did Scott. Courtney and Amy both got up to hold back their respective boyfriends.

"Dunky. You promised you wouldn't fight in public. That's part of our agreement." Courtney scolded Duncan.

"Babe don't even bother with that jail bird. You'd catch a case of rabies or something gross." Amy told Scott. "But if you really want to crush Duncan, then I've got some gloves in my purse."

"Don't go insulting my boyfriend just because he has a higher rate to succeed in life than you." Courtney glared at Amy. "I mean who are you? You're the only one here who isn't even an All-Star so stop acting like you're this high and mighty person."

"Hey at least she doesn't get screwed over every season and flushed away with bird crap." Scott laughed with Amy joining in causing Courtney and Duncan to glare at them.

"But you were her little dog the whole season so… I don't know what you got to laugh at." Duncan smirked. "At least she doesn't pee her pants when it comes to sharks."

"Says the little wimp who got his ass kicked by a little blue bird, am I right Dunky?" Scott chuckled.

"You're lucky I got this probation or I'd seriously bury you by now." Duncan growled.

"Bury me with what? Hugs?" Scott roared in laughter with Amy giggling at the side.

"Nice one babe. You sure showed old Dunky a thing or two about being bad."

Duncan was practically seething in anger at this point. Normally he wouldn't lose his cool so soon, but whenever he gets mocked for his "soft side", it drives him over the edge and with this probation, he doesn't want to screw things up with Courtney again. Courtney noticed her boyfriend's growing anger and glared down at both Amy and Scott.

"You both suit each other perfectly. You're both pathetic." Courtney spat. "Scott, you wish you were half the man Duncan was since he wouldn't have gotten so mad over a stupid rat tail drawing."

"Well yeah just shows how much a bitch you really are." Scott glared at her. "Kissing guys and drawing rat tails on them. And I think you and Gwen had an affair at some point as well. You think you're all that but you're really not."

"Which is why you were sulking after me like a lost puppy and how I had to carry you through most of the challenges?" Courtney retorted.

"As if." Scott scoffed. "And besides, what do I got to be sulkin' about now? You're an old has been on bossy ladies while I got me an even better bossier lady and she's a lot more prettier. And most importantly, she doesn't draw freakin' rat tails on me like my stuck up ex did. Hell she even tries to whip me when I try to disobey her. Like she's amazing."

"Puh-lease. Why are you even comparing me to her?" Amy pointed at Courtney. "Like even Samey has better taste in clothing than her. And that's saying a lot. I'm superior to her in every way."

"Talk to me once you become somebody worth mentioning, sweetie." Courtney responded. "As a C.I.T. , Duncan and I have options. Can't say the same about you two."

Alejandro was debating on whether he should step in at some point but looking at Heather's joyous face, he couldn't find it in his black and somewhat small heart to try to ruin her happiness.

"Mi amor I've never seen you jubilant in weeks." Alejandro grinned.

"Well what can I say?" Heather smiled while filing her nails. "Seeing the deranged psycho B.I.T.C.H and her fake bad boy defend their dysfunctional relationship is just a lot of fun. B.I.T.C.H's dirt eating ex and his little blonde tramp is just icing to the cake."

"Um Heather?"

"And I love how they literally think that anything they say would change the fact that they're just a bunch of pathetic losers who get way too much oxygen in my opinion."

"Heather?"

"I mean all the oxygen is like clogging up the little brain cells they have left….or what they've had from the start." Heather laughed.

"HEATHER!"

Heather stopped laughing and faced Alejandro. "WHAT?!"

Alejandro merely pointed behind her and when she turned around, she was greeted by two enraged bossy ladies looking for blood.

"B.I.T.C.H?" Courtney growled. "Have you even looked at yourself in the mirror? Or maybe you were too busy licking more of your cat's butt again."

"And the only real tramps here are the ladies that aren't me." Amy folded her arms while glaring at Heather. "Like oh-m-gee. You want to make fun of me but you thought it was cute to wear that disgusting dress with those hideous heels?"

Heather got up from her seat, infuriated at this point at Courtney and Amy's insults.

"You bitches do not want to cross me." Heather stomped over towards the two girls. "I will not only embarrass you, but I will destroy you in every way possible."

"Don't associate me with Courtney." Amy said. "She might be trashy enough to let you spit on her, but I'm on another level from all of you altogether. "

"Oh please. Nobody even knew who you were before tonight." Courtney rolled her eyes.

Alejandro, Duncan and Scott watched as their girlfriends continued arguing among the other.

"Ay no. There goes our perfect night." Alejandro groaned.

"Heh speak for yourself." Duncan chuckled. "I'm looking forward to when my girl kicks all your girls' asses."

"Um yeah. I'll be sure to convince Amy to give Heather and Courtney back their skins after she rips it from their bodies." Scott smirked.

"Heather's skin is flawless amigo so the idea that Amy or Courtney could rip even a piece off it off her beautiful figure is absolutely…. well ludicrous."

"Whatever Al." Duncan and Scott responded spontaneously.

"It's Alejandro." The Latino growled lowly.

And the fighting between the three girls continued on throughout the night to the point where it even got pretty physical with their boyfriends having to break them up. The bystanders who were unfortunate enough to dine in the same restaurant as the three couples that day…. one would say the experience scarred them for life. And tonight wasn't even the last of these feuds. They would continue fighting amongst the other over the years in future seasons of Total Drama, on their wedding days and even through childbirth. With children in the world now, you'd think the three married couples would sort of bury the hatchet. But unfortunately, some things just never change.

A/N: And that ends the oneshot on Aleheather, Duncney and Scamy/Scomy. Again, this is for my friend who's a talented artist over at DA by the name of Evagixmo or simply Eva as her real name. So Eva, hope you liked it and everyone else who read it, hope you liked it as well. Expecting to get back to Ella's True Prince in in two weeks once Spring Break hits and I get more free time. Until then.