Min Yoongi has logged on.
Min Yoongi has changed his nickname to "DeaguBoi"
DeaguBoi: good enough
DeaguBoi has created groupchat "We don't deserve our Leader"
DaeguBoi has added users Kim Seokjin, Jung Hoseok, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook.
DaeguBoi has changed Kim Seokjin's nickname to "MotherCourage"
DaeguBoi has changed Jung Hoseok's nickname to "DanceGod"
DaeguBoi has changed Park Jimin's nickname to "LiteralBaby"
DaeguBoi has changed Kim Taehyung's nickname to "Cowboy"
DaeguBoi has changed Jeon Jungkook's nickname to "MusclesMcGee"
DaeguBoi: remind me to never do that again, that was exhausting
LiteralBaby: here we go again
MusclesMcGee: ummmm excuse you
MusclesMcGee: this is my thing
MusclesMcGee: also your names aren't clever
MusclesMcGee: how dare
DaeguBoi: you're 100 years too early to be sassing me, young man
Cowboy: as confused as I am, I have to agree
Cowboy: why am I Cowboy?
DanceGod: to be fair, you did say you're growing out a mullet babe
Cowboy: good point
Cowboy: I accept my new life
LiteralBaby: Goodbye Space Cowboy
MotherCourage: you are too clever for your own good, baby boy
MotherCourage: But you, Joon and I would be the only ones who get this reference
DaeguBoi: first thing that came to mind and Brecht is a genius…confusing but a genius
MotherCourage: in the nicest way possible, FUCK THAT
Mother courage has changed their nickname to "MorticiaAddams"
MorticiaAddams: if I'm being a mum then I am being the best mum
DanceGod: say what you want guys, I love my name
DaeguBoi: finally, someone who appreciates me
DanceGod: ( ˘ ³˘)
DaeguBoi: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
DaeguBoi: ANYWAY
DaeguBoi: I hope you all know why I have called you here
DaeguBoi: we all know what tomorrow is, yes?
MusclesMcGee: new years day?
DaeguBoi: well yeah, but it's more important than that
MorticiaAddams: oh
MorticiaAddams: wait
MorticiaAddams: I know what you mean
MoirticiaAddams: ; w ;
MusclesMcGee: what?
DanceGod: yeah, can confirm, LiteralBaby has already cried 5 times when he remembered this morning
LiteralBaby: I will not apologise
LiteralBaby: also, you traitorous exposer, you cried with me all 5 times
DanceGod: …
DanceGod: yeah I did, can't lie
DanceGod: I am Emotional™
LiteralBaby: (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩ )っ
Cowboy: same :(
MusclesMcGee: WHAT AM I MISSING?
DaeguBoi: what song did a certain someone release on this certain day a year ago, Kookie?
MusclesMcGee: …
MusclesMcGee: OMG I AM THE WORST BOYFRIEND
MuslcesMcGee: HOW COULD I FORGET (;﹏;)
MorticiaAddams: Oh baby
MorticiaAddams: please don't be upset
DanceGod: yeah Kookie, it came as a surprise to all of us
Cowboy: I only remembered because I saw Hobi and Jimin crying earlier
MusclesMcGee: :(
DeaguBoi: don't stress Kookie, it's okay 3
DaeguBoi: but yeah
DaeguBoi: this is why I went through so much trouble to get you guys here
Cowboy: trouble?
LiteralBaby: his laziness knows no bounds
DaeguBoi: what was that?
LiteralBaby: NOTHING
Cowboy: IT WAS ALL JIMIN
LiteralBaby: TRAITOR
MorticiaAddams: ANYWAY continue baby
DaeguBoi: thank you, best boyfriend
DaeguBoi: I gathered you here to propose a plan
DaeguBoi: let's make tomorrow: Soft and Good Cuddle Day for Joon to Show Him How Important He Is™ and we all do something for him? You know what he's gonna be
like
Cowboy: you mean all quiet and brooding?
DanceGod: trying to convince us all he's fine when he clearly isn't because he doesn't want to burden us?
MorticiaAddams: drowning himself in his own thoughts and feelings, thereby making himself more sad and stressed?
MusclesMcGee: and then he has a mini meltdown on his own because he be sad?
DanceGod: Jimin started crying again
LiteralBaby: I DON'T WANT TO THINK OF JOON GOING THROUGH ALL OF THIS ON HIS OWN
Cowboy: none of us do, baby :(
DaeguBoi: that is why I suggest we plan a day for him
MorticiaAddams: I think we're all in, honey
MusclesMcGee: I already have an idea, gotta go bye!
MusclesMcGee has logged out
Cowboy: should we be worried?
LiteralBaby: …not yet
The next day
EatJin has logged into Blanket Fort Society
EatJin: good morning my beautiful boys!
EatJin: especially our gorgeous, stunning, dependable, lovely leader: KIM NAMJOON
Hobi: WHAT A MAN
Joonie: ?
Joonie: umm, thanks Jinnie
Joonie: did I do something?
AgustD: you exist, that's what
TaeCum: PREACH!
Angel: agreed! 3
Joonie: (〃ﾉωﾉ)
Joonie: gosh, I know getting us a few days off was needed but I guess it was needed more than I thought
Joonie: sorry, I should have tried to get us a few more days…
Hobi: ' ^ '
Hobi: you worked hard, baby, we're super grateful!
EatJin: any day off that we get to spend together is enough, Joonie!
EatJin: now then, I'm already serving up breakfast
EatJin; with panackes, btw
Angel: OMG
TaeCum: JIN FOR PRESIDENT!
EatJin: and tonight I was thinking…meat with Kalguksu (Korean Knife Noodles) for tonight? with some other bits and pieces?
Joonie: :O
Joonie: Really!?
EatJin: mhmm~
EatJin: also, I recorded that documentary on conspiracy theories for you, wanna watch all together Joon?
AgustD: he literally sprinted out of the bathroom, wow
Hobi: his run is so adorkable
Angel: such a cutie :3
Taecum: aww man, that's gonna be so bori-
EatJin: (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)
TaeCum: I MEAN IT'S GONNA BE FUCKING GREAT I AM VERY EXCITED YES THAT WAS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
AgustD: I felt a chill and I wasn't in the same room, damn
Gukles: someone bring me pancakes, please and thank
Angel: ?
Angel: what is he doing in his room?
Hobi: something diabolical, I'm sure
TaeCum: now that the documentary is done
TaeCum: Namjoon-Hyung, wanna walk Eight with me?
Joonie: don't you usually want to walk Eight with Jiminie or Kookie?
Joonie: I can get them if you want?
TaeCum: *pout*
TaeCum: but I wanna spend time with you!
EatJin: go ahead Joon, get some fresh air
TaeCum: you don't have to come with :(
Joonie: I want to! sorry, I'm coming!
Joonie has logged out of Blanket Fort Society
TaeCum has logged out of Blanket Fort Society
AgustD: perfect
AgustD: time to execute my plan
AgustD: （。＞ω＜）。
EatJin: I'm scared to ask
Hobi: same
Joonie: Taehyung I cannot believe you!
TaeCum: no regrets :3
Angel: what?
Joonie: so we were out walking Eight
Joonie: and it's kind of a surprisingly hot day so we stop for ice cream
Angel: jealous :(
Joonie: and Tae has just been playing my mixtape over and over, like nonstop, so I needed a break
AgustD: True Art™
Joonie: shush ( 〃．．)
Joonie: anyway, we head to the toilet after and I'm about to go out of the stall when suddenly Tae pushes me back in and sucks me off in the toilet stall!
EatJin: OMG TAE!
Hobi: fucking invite?
Joonie: I could barely hold my voice in when these bunch of jocks wondered in, I thought I was gonna die
TaeCum: you enjoyed it though, yeah?
Joonie: well of course!
Joonie: but I was terrified we'd be found out!
Hobi: that's the fun part ;)
EatJin: why do you insist on doing things that may get us exposed!?
TaeCum: because there is no way to ever resist those dimples, are you kidding?
EatJin: an incredibly fair argument, continue
Joonie: noooooooooooo!
Angel: Tae, you madman
Joonie: I'm gonna go and chill in my room for a bit, I need to calm down
AgustD: and 3
AgustD: 2
AgustD: 1
Angel: was that Namjoon screaming?
Hobi: is he okay?
Joonie: WHY IS MY FACE EVERYWHERE IN MY ROOM
Joonie: SCRATCH THAT WHY CAN I BARELY SEE MY ROOM?
Joonie: I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY FLOWERS IN MY LIFE!
EatJin: …Yoongi?
AgustD: I am innocent
TaeCum: why are you like this lmao
Angel: you do this every time XD
AgustD: oh I think he just found the surprise
Hobi: there's more?
Joonie: OMG WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS I THOUGHT THEY WERE SOLD OUT?
AgustD: I know a guy
Angel: whaaaaaaaat?
AgustD: Limited edition Ryan Plushie
AgustD: of course
Hobi: no wonder he started crying
Joonie: THANK YOU SO MUCH HYUNG!
AgustD: anything for you, baby 3
TaeCum: omg I am so soft help
Hobi: what happened?
EatJin: I am already excited
TaeCum: Joon, Yoongi, Jiminie and I are all sat in the living room when Jiminie slipped into little space
EatJin: uuummmmmm where was my invite? :(
TaeCum: Joon is obviously all over it and gets him some paper and crayons to entertain himself while we watch some random film
TaeCum: then Jiminie starts giggling
TaeCum: super fucking proud of himself
TaeCum: so we're like "what?" and then Jimin holds up this drawing of JOON PROTECTING ALL OF US FROM THE FORCES OF EVIL AKA ANTIS
EatJin: OMG PRECIOUS
Hobi: that is some good wholesome shit right there
AgustD: Joon is tearing up, we're having a snuggle pile, come join
Hobi: OMW
EatJin: Gukles you coming?
Gukles: ummm, nah I'm busy
EatJin: …suspicious
Angel: hmmm
Angel: my Sin Detector™ is tingling
Angel: who is doing what and where?
AgustD: pretty sure Hobi said something about giving Namjoon "a little something something"
EatJin: why is everyone so suspicious today?
Hobi: I done goooooooood~
TaeCum: what'd you do?
Hobi: made a mini dance routine to show Joonie today and I think he liked it
EatJin: …was it a lap dance?
Hobi: maybe ;)
AgustD: oh man
Angel: why have I never thought of doing that?
Hobi: mostly because you are a thot when you dance anyway
Angel: fair
Hobi: I had him tied to a chair and all he could do was watch while I danced over him
Hobi: he was begging and being a good boy so I helped him out a little bit
TaeCum: "helped"
Hobi: yo, his dick was hard, bruh
Hobi: who am I to deny our adorable, dimpled baby some help?
AgustD: I wish I could have watched!
Hobi: oh yeah, I totally forgot to tell you guys XD
Angel: :(
EatJin: UNACCPETABLE
EatJin: HOW DARE YOU FORGET ME?
EatJin: kids these days, so rude
EatJin: I thought I raised my children better than this
AgustD: please stop
Joonie: okay enough
Joonie: I literally cannot take anymore compliments
Joonie: I know what you're all doing
EatJin: I have no idea what you mean
AgustD: none at all
Joonie: I know what day it is
Joonie: I know it's been a year since I released Always
Joonie: it's sweet of you all to care but I'm okay! :)
TaeCum: sure Jan
Joonie: what?
Angel: babe, we know you
AgustD: you would have locked yourself away
AgustD: thinking of all these negative things about yourself
Joonie: but I'm fine!
Hobi: baby you can't fool us
EatJin: we, out of anyone, know you best sweetie
EatJin: we notice when you get down
EatJin: we know you always put us before yourself
AgustD: we know you have dark thoughts and don't talk to us about them
Hobi: we know you believe the negative things people say about you
Angel: even though you're so perfect 3
TaeCum: you always worry about us so much but you forget to care for yourself sometimes
TaeCum: we worry
AgustD: we know you get wrapped up in yourself and pretend you're alright for us but we want to show you how important you are and that we're here for you
EatJin: and for you to know how loved you are
Joonie: I'm
Joonie: I'm in tears
Joonie: I love you all so much
Joonie: I'm sorry, I don't mean to shut you out, sorry
Hobi: don't apologise baby!
Hobi: we know you can't help it
Angel: that's why we're here to remind you how important you are
TaeCum: speaking of reminding you how loved you are, where is Kookie? I literally haven't seen him all day?
Gukles: IT'S FINISHED!
Gukles: what year is it?
Gukles: was the sun ever this unrelenting?
Gukles: ugh, h e l p
AgustD: speak of the devil
Angel: also what sun? it's the evening?
EatJin: what have you been doing all day in your room, young man?
Gukles: I've been editing all night and all day and I'm finally finished!
Joonie: editing?
Gukles: you guys know my films? the one with Jimin and then with all of you? well I've been editing together a mini movie about our beautiful leader and it's finally ready!
Gukles: I've been wanting to make this for a little while because I wanted to thank Joonie-Hyung for always being by my side and encouraging me. I wouldn't be where or who I am today without him. same goes for all of you, obviously, but Joonie-Hyung…he's just always been my inspiration, my role model. I wanted to thank him and show him how much I love him.
Gukles: I made it with our version of Fools and it's just a bunch of clips of Namjoon that I've filmed over the last year or so
Hobi: okay, Namjoon is officially crying
Hobi: like, sobbing guys
Hobi: he can't hold his phone
Gukles: aww, I'm coming to give him a hug!
TaeCum: Gukkie I'm so gay right now, this is your fault
EatJin: I think I'm crying as well
AgustD: I think a movie night together is called for, yes?
Angel: I'm bringing snacks!
2:30 am
Joonie: I love you all so much
Joonie: and I know for sure that I am loved
Joonie: I might have difficult times but I know we'll overcome it together
Joonie: you guys are my destiny, my angels, my loves
Joonie: I couldn't ask for better
Joonie: Thank you 3