A/N: So, this story was just made for my amusement. And since it's on my computer, and it would probably rot (not that anything on a computer would rot) let's just put it on . There's my story. Kays then, let me introduce to you my original character, Max!
Max: Hey. *smile*
...Anyways. Now let me tell you a boring little story you could skip. I wondered what if I lived through a Disney movie? So now I made Max and, guess what? He does like, 70% of what I would do in a Disney movie. Now since this author's note is getting too long...I'll get straight to the point, without spaces. Disclaimer:-I do-not-own-anything-that-is-related-to-anything-else-except-Max-and-...-no-thats-all. Oh,-and-I'll-be-doing-this-in-kind-of-a-script-form-like-the-second-story-I-ever-did.
Darn it, this is long. BUT! I have to credit PhantomKat because PK's parody story of Beauty and the Beast (I faved so please read it) inspired me to make this thing. So, PK deserves more reviews than me. THE END. Freaking mind. Onwards! And since this is getting too long, I'm not describing Max. Yet.
Oh, and to be honest, the things in parentheses is me...Yup.
Max: What the? Where am I?
Movie opens with a waterfall, trees, and all that stuff that are nice. Except chocolate. And ice cream. And cake. And cookies. Oh, cookies.
Max: Ohhh. I'm off screen. So I'm the narrator then?
(Duh)
Max: Fine then, I'll narrate with all my might.
The screen zooms in on a castle in the background. Supposedly, you are supposed to look at that, since its black, and not nature colored. And its a castle. Everyone loves castles.
The screen turns to glass windows, with pictures on it. Ooh, pictures.
The movie pauses on the one picture.
Max: ...
(Dood!)
Max: What? Oh. *ahem* Once upon a time, in a castle. Like, 10 years ago. There was a dumb prince.
(Max)
Max: Fine. There was a selfish prince. Whose name they never mentioned in the movie, but in some other Disney merchandise. Or something.
(*facepalm*)
Max: Anyways. One Christmas night-
(MAX!)
Max: What? It was on that night though!
(Just because you watched that movie doesn't mean other people did!)
Max: Ugh. One WINTER'S night. There was an old woman who they never showed her face, I think. But I think she looks like that old little queen freak in Snow White.
The stained glass changes into a picture of the prince, and the hooded woman, with a rose.
Max: Anyway, this old woman-
(Just say beggar)
Max: -Beggar, offered a rose in return for shelter from the cold night. But the selfish prince was repulsed by her appearance. I'd be repulsed too if she looked like that dead queen from Snow-
(THIS MOVIE IS NOT SNOW WHITE)
Max: *ahem* Since the prince was unkind for some reason, he turned the old beggar away.
Prince: Leave!
Old Beggar: Why?
Prince: Because I was unkind for some reason!
Random Dood: OH NO HE DI'INT! *snaps fingers*
Max: ...weirdo. But the beggar said not to be deceived by ugly people, for beauty is found within. Like Quasimodo. He's cool.
(You know, why is it if you're pretty, then you're a freak inside. But if its the other way, they're nice?)
Max: *snigger* You called Adam pretty. I wonder what conditioner he's using though. Cause his hair is-
(Max, you know your hair is untidy. And you like it like that)
Max: Yeah...Anyways, when Adam told her to leave again. Her ugliness melted like the Witch from Wizard of Oz, and she turned into an Enchantress.
Stained glass shows a picture of the Enchantress and Adam on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Max: HEY, I never said that yet. So, shocked by the...Enchantress. Adam went on his knees begging for forgiveness. Yeah. But...
Enchantress: Lady, you be asking for forgiveness right after you turned down an old beggar? You actually think that I would forgive you? Fine, I won't give you to Darth Vader, even though he's dead, but you must turn into a hideous beast!
Adam: NOOOOOOO! NAWWWW!
Random Dood: What the *bleep* is happening?
(Viewers, this wouldn't be happening if this story turned into a movie. It would be really serious. And Max wouldn't speak anything inappropriate in a Disney movie. And there would be no notices of Darth Vader or something)
Max: Yeah, if you put that random dood into a Disney movie, that'd be bad for business.
Stained glass pictures disappears and shows the castle.
Max: There was no love in Adam's heart. Or an apple in his neck either. HAHA. Joke.
(...)
Max: *cough* The Enchantress transformed Adam into a Beast and a spell on the whole entire castle and made it look like it could be Batman's lair. The Enchantress also placed a spell on all who lived in the castle. Ashamed of his better looking self, the Beast concealed himself in the castle. With a mirror, as his only way into the outside world. WAIT!
Music stops. If there was.
(Now what Max?)
Max: He has several windows.
(...his way into the outside world means, like out out side world. Like, into the town; past the Black Forest)
Max: Oh okay, just checking.
Scene shows a picture of Adam when he was weird. The Beast scratches and rips parts of the poster thing.
Random Audience: YEAH!
Random Dood: Yeah, woo.
Max: ...So, the rose the Enchantress chick had, was very special. It would bloom until his 21st year.
Scene shows the Beast near the pretty red rose under a nice glass dome thing.
Max: If he could learn to love a girl, and earn her love in return, he would turn back into a human and the spell would be broken. Wait, this part is epic.
(Undoubtedly)
Max: But if he doesn't, then he would be doomed to remain a Beast forever. As years passed, he felt hope could never come. For who could ever learn to love a Beast?
Scene fades out.
(You know, that last sentence is the only one that was 100% accurate)
Max: Shhh.
Black screen comes on.
Max: Uhh.
(Yeah, the next part is supposed to be in the next chapter..)
Max: Oh okay..Hey why don't you use this part to describe me?
(Oh fine. Anyone who's bored can skip this part and go to the author's note..or something. But I recommend you skip this. Unless you wanna be bored. Or surprisingly, you're interested)
Max steps on screen.
(This is Max. Since you can't see him, I will have to descibe him. He's a dood, bout like as tall as any other prince in Disney movies. His hair is black and untidy and...with bangs or something like that. As you cannot see, he's wearing a white shirt with a collar with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows)
Max: Yeah.
(He has a brown vest on that's unbuttoned. Well, you can't really unbutton it, theres no buttons)
Max: Great joke.
(Quiet. He has black pants with dark brown boots on. With some fancy silver plate or something on his boot with some gold thing attached. Oh, and see those silver gauntlets?)
Max: They can't see.
(Oh yeah...well, the one on his left hand allows him to re create anything that he has seen in Disney movies. But he can't use it cause it's gonna effect the plot. And the one on his right hand allows him to go into the Disney worlds, or in other words, movies...yeah)
Max: Hmm.
(Why am I doing this? No one would read this. Unless you're really interested about this random guy I made up)
Max: Random?
(Well, not totally random but, yeah. Oh, just for fun, I made him a prince)
Max: What?
(I never told him yet. Anyways! Freak these boring parts in stories! Onwards to a Beauty!)
Max: Or in other words, a girl with a name that means "Beauty" but you never knew yet after like how many times you watched the movie.
(Shh..GO JOYFUL DISNEY MUSIC!)
A/N: There you go. That last part was boring wasn't it? Please don't review bad things about the last part. Unless you were surprisingly interested by that. (and I said it again) So...I hope you like it, so far.
Max will act just like another character in a movie. So he'll interact with Belle, and the Beast, and so on. You would want to know how many things he would want to say to Gaston.
Anyways, hope you like it. Till then.. - OtakuT