Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.

Sam - Very awesome

My name's Samantha Puckett, but I prefer to be called Sam.

I'm a sexy blonde girl. 20 years old and I love to get fucked.

Carly Shay is my best friend ever, despite the fact that she's a virgin who's never even touched a guy's dick.

To get fucked by a dude with a big dick is so much fun for me.

Sex makes me feel wonderful.

I use pills so guys can cum in me without making me preggo.

A few of ya might, ask, does Sam have a boyfriend...?

No, I don't I fuck around with different men.

Yes, I'm kinda a slut.

I'm serious when I tell y'all that my pussy is almost always wet.

Really. It is actually wet right now.

Do you think I am a sexy fuckable girl huh? Good 'cause then you're soooo right. I'm very good in bed. Actually I'm multi-orgasmic and I can squirt too.

Erotic skills seem to be something I got from my mom, but my sister didn't get any of that.

My sister Melanie is afraid of sex and porn.

Melanie is a virgin who doesn't even masturbate. She's kissed guys though.

I wonder why I became so slutty and Melanie did not.

We both have the same parents and have grown up in the same house.

Anyways, I wear sexy clothes today as I often do.

If you're a guy and was here with me, perhaps I'd let you fuck me and cum in me, but only if you're cool and have a big hard dick.

OMG, such a sexual girl I am.

Sex is so awesome.

I love to get fucked.

Feeling stiff dick in my pussy makes me happy and makes me feel like i'm the best girl ever.

Some people think I'm a rude sassy bitch or a blonde dumb bimbo, but I am neither of those things.

I'm actually smart and can be sweet to people I care about.

Yes, I'm not all cutie-person like Carly is. I'm not evil though.

I have a motorcycle that I use to go to place, since I don't own a car.

Not that many people know that I can play electric guitar.

The electric guitar I have used to belong to none other than the amazing old super-fucker Ozzy Osbourne. Yes, it's true. I bought the guitar on a special auction a few years ago.

My mom's name is Pam and she is cool. I'm a lot like her in certain ways.

She's the one who's responsible for me being how I am today.

Even though it's not too obvious, I like my mom.

Of course we don't always get along that well, but we care about each other.

Carly and I are BFFs and closer than sisters. There's no one I trsut more than her. She's the only one who know everything about me.

Now I'm gonna go and suck some random dude off.

Have a sexy day.

Bye from Sam.