Darius Matthews' Studio: The 38 Blows

by JoeyHensonInteractiveMedia

Darius Matthews thought of it around June 19th, 2016, or was it Jon Arbuckle himself who wrote this? I can't remember where they started, plus this was made 2 years ago, I think. Based on Monsterpiece Theatre's Part 1 of The 400 Blows by Alistair Cookie, where Grover blows out the candles 40 times. Oh, this was actually made today, was it? Sorry. I literally have no clue.

{The fanfic starts with Darius Matthews' 2014-2015 intro. Fade to Darius Matthews' Studio where Darius Matthews is going bowling.}

Darius Alan Matthews: Oh, oh, uh, hello there, and welcome to Darius Matthews' Studio. I'm Darius Alan Matthews, and I'm just getting ready to start bowling. But tonight, I'm proud to present, an exciting, thrilling, 38th episode of very important, breezy, and fresh little drama, the 38 blows. So, without further ado, the 38 blows, featuring Jon Arbuckle, and with subtitles.

{fade to Jon Arbuckle, Odie, Nermal, Arlene, & Liz Wilson wishing Garfield a Happy Birthday as Garfield can't remember why he walked into this room}

Jon, Odie, Nermal, Arlene & Liz Wilson: Happy Birthday, Dear Garfield! Happy birthday to you! Woo-hoo, woo woo woo! Okay now, blow out the candles!

Garfield: Okay, I'll blow out the candles. Here I go. {Garfield blows out the candles the first time, and Jon, Odie, Nermal, Arlene & Liz all count one blow} The candles didn't go out, I've got to blow again. {Garfield blows out the candles the second time, but they still didn't go out, and Jon, Odie, Nermal, Arlene & Liz all count the second blow} These candles did not go all out, here I go again. {Garfield tries blowing out the candles the third time, but they all didn't go out, and Jon, Odie, Nermal, Arlene & Liz all count three blows, Garfield blows them out the fourth time, but still they don't go out. Jon, Odie, Nermal, Arlene & Liz all count four blows. Garfield blows them out the fifth time, the sixth time, and this goes on and on, as the five Garfield Gang count all the blows that Garfield blew. Finally, Garfield blew out all the candles, and they finally stop at 38 now. Garfield faints and falls to the floor with a THUD, then gets back up again, as these five Garfield gang all cheer for Garfield because it's his 38th birthday. Fade to Darius Matthews' again.}

Darius Alan Matthews: And so ends jonfan100's 38th episode of "The 38 Blows". Tune in next year, for the next exciting, breathtaking conclusion when you see Garfield blow out candles 39 times on Garfield's next birthday. This is Darius Alan Matthews, saying goodbye for now on Darius Alan Matthews' Studio. {As Darius uses his bowling ball to strike all the pins out, the studio fades to Darius Matthews' Studio, the 2014-2015 version of it.}