Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Full Metal Alchemist, so no money is being made from this... thing.
Warnings: Pure crack wierdness cloaked in the genre of humor. I'd imagine this is also AU-ish and what you'd call a bit OOC for Yusuke and Ed. Also yaoi-ish.
Saku's prompt: Yusuke/Ed- Together they were fiesty as hell. However once the alcohol started the world would tremble in fear of what the two could do.
"Feral and Inebriated"
WC: 259
Written: 8/21/11 & Edited: 8/27/11
Yusuke couldn't even remember how they'd met, but then again all the whiskey'd totally wiped away his brain cells for the night.
Piiiiiiiinnnnnggggg. He tapped his empty glass bottle against the blonde man's metal arm before bursting into another mad fit of giggles.
"Stooooooppppp iiiittt!" Ed wondered about that whine coming from his throat as he (ineffectually) swatted at the crazy dark haired teen, before continuing with, "Who the hell are you anyway?"
Ed couldn't recall how they'd met either. Probably at some shady, out of the way bar... He really wished he hadn't drank so much.
"Want me to bang...you? Bang! Get it?" Yusuke burst into another bout of hysterical laughter at his own stupid joke.
"You're...insuff...rabble...OHHH! Leave my metal out of this before I bang YOU upside the head with it, and then we'll see who's laughing..." Ed fumed, suddenly defensive, plopping down on a very hard, uncomfortable wood chair.
"Where the hell are we, man?" Yusuke suddenly asked.
"The hell if I know."
"It's dark in here."
"So?"
"It's cold. Come over here and warm me up," Came Yusuke brazen reply.
Silence.
"Dude?"
"My name's not 'dude,' it's Ed, you moron."
"My name's not 'moron,' it's Yusuke, you midget."
"WHO YOU CALLIN' A MIDGET!"
Ed was on Yusuke faster than you'd ever imagine a drunk man could move...
And suddenly they were kissing...but in a way that reminded you of feral cats. It was really in how they were clawing each other's clothes off and pawing at the other one's flesh...
It was quite the sight.
Ending Notes: This piece is finished, but it will also be continued with a follow-up/companion drabble in which Hiei comes searching for his misplaced teammate and has an amusing argument about height...