The Dream
It was a dark, dreary, summer night at 21:00 in the morning. Orochimaru was sitting on a not-so-comfortable chair trying to sip a cup of hot cocoa. His team was out celebrating the defeat of the major Candy Land team, Akatsuki, who was the leading champion of all the land. Since Orochimaru could not play Candy Land due to his misfortune, he was left alone to sip his hot cocoa without the use of hands. "This is going to be a long night…" he sighed.
"Orochimaru..." A ghostly voice called. "Orochimaru…"
"Huh, what?" The snake man jumped up from his seat. "W..who's th..there?"
"I am your fairy godmother! Itachi!"
The handless soul being walked up to the apparition and put his hand through the chest. "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE BLIND!"
"I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS EVE! Or past… or present… or future tense…"
"Wait… what!"
The two bilingual ninjas stared at each other. All of a sudden, they were transferred into a building with Gaara playing pin the tail on Kisame. "WHERE ARE WE!" Orochimaru asked.
"We… are in… the play house… of Gaara's mind…." Itachi said.
"Well, why is that?"
"Because… you have been a bad boy…"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Orochimaru got down on his knees and begged, "PLEASE! PLEASE GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE TO HELP THIS LITTLE BOY IN NEED!"
Itachi just nodded. Then, things went poofy and Orochimaru woke up from his dream.
The next day, Orochimaru stealed Naruto and gave him to Gaara, who was extremely overjoyed and made an effort to stop being evil by the teachings of Naruto. Orochimaru stealed Sasuke and told him that he was a little princess, WITH A PEN--cough that was taken away by the evil Gai-Sensai. Tsunade became the Fifth and everyone is happy, including Sakura, who ended up going out with Kakashi because of the Plot solution.
THE END! Of the century…