A/N: I lawled at this.

Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly.

Summary: Pam Puckett was arrested for starting a riot! She announced that I was dating her daughter (which I'm NOT) in order to get a discount at the Pear Store and a bunch of crazy Creddie fans went bananas!

"Hey, Freddie, are you home?" came the voice of none other that Samantha Puckett.

"Yeah, just a minute!" I yelled back.

I finished updating the new iCarly blog I was loading on my the website and went to go meet Sam. She was there, raiding our fridge. Not like I would expect anything less.

"Is your mom home?" she asked me.

I pretended to be hurt. "What, no hug for your favorite nub?" I asked.

Sam rolled her eyes.

"I'll hug you when I respect you."

"Ouch."

"I don't aim for your ego, it just happens to hit there." she smiled.

I rolled my eyes. Sam was one of the most odd people I've ever met.

"So what happened with your mom?" I asked her. Earlier today, she had told me something about Pam over the phone, but I was only half-listening.

"You weren't listening to me before?" Sam asked.

I shook my head.

"Not really, babe. I was updating software."

Sam rolled her eyes.

"I should've known. you weren't very talkative." she snickered.

"So..what happened?"

"Like I told you already...my mom was arrested."

"That's not anything new."

"But she was arrested for starting a riot."

"That's new."

"Uh huh."

"What kind of a riot did she start?" I asked her.

Sam snickered.

"Well...she announced that you were dating me in order to get a discount at the Pear Store and a bunch of crazy Creddie fans went bananas! It was hysterical!"

"You told her we were dating?" I asked her. No one knew about this yet. Sam and I had decided that we were going to keep our relationship a secret for a little while.

"I didn't have to tell her. She knew. Don't ask me how. She just did." Sam smiled.

I grabbed Sam in my arms and kissed her fiercely.

"She's psychic, maybe?" I suggested.

Sam's eyes widened. "Oh God, I hope not..."

I snorted.

"I think you just gave me an idea for a new blog post for iCarly." I told her, heading to my room.

"Make sure you deny it!" she called to my retreating form

"Will do!" I called back, heading for my laptop.

I needed to update my blog.

A/N: I don't know. Here is my youtube account if you want to go see my videos. It's just my friends and I and ALOT of funny moments. I only put up the funny ones. Lol. Just take out the spaces. http: /www. youtube .com/user/KittenCat2223. Please watch them, they're hilarious. REVIEW!