One day Sassy Sparks was looking totes fierce in her sequined pink jumper and matching beret when she saw a man with a beautiful forehead walking towards her.
"OMG Mycroft is that you!11!1!1!" gasped Sassy.
"Ohh Yea bby gurl," said Mycroft as he bent over to tie his Italian leather thigh high boots, giving Sassy a glimpse of his delicious looking sparkly socks which had penises all over them.
"OMG lets have sex!1!" said Sassy.
"lol okay," said Mycroft. After Sassy and Mycroft had done things that would help conceive a child, Mycroft said,
"OMG I totes forgot, I just got engaged to Rose Tyler!" Sassy was so sad that she tried to shoot herself but her skin was made of diamonds so it bounced off so she just wept sad tears of sorrow.
Just then, a wild Captain America appeared!
"Hay thankzz 4 showin up," said Sassy.
"LOL NBD I'M JUST A BADASS MOFO," said Captain American as he flexed his muscles manlyly. Just then Bella (Sassy's totes amaze bffle 4 lyfe) walked up with bad news. "OMG Sassy, I'm so sorry to tell you this….. But Mycroft is dead!"
"LOL NO WHY FML," said Sassy sorrowfully.
"Wait I thought U and Meh were tight," said Captain America.
"You have to choose one of us (PS PICK ME CAUSE IM A BADASS MOFO)" said Captain American as he thrusted seductively. As Sassy stroked herself worridly, Bella said, "LOL WAIT did I say dead? LOL I meant he got divorced with Rose and is coming to profess his love 4 you LOL."
"OMFG WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!11!1!" yelled Sassy.
Bella died. Just then Mycroft showed up covered in the blood of his enemies.
"LETS HAVE SEX!" he yelled. "LOL okay," said Sassy. Captain America was bored so he decided to join in. After 3756874684786876 min Captain America and Mycroft realized that they were the only two people in the pit and that Sassy was crying sas tears of sorrow by them.
"OMG YOU GUYZZ DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE GAYYYY!11!1!11" she yelled.
"Well…. LOL ohkay," said Mycroft. "Whatevs."
"Do you mean that ur just gonna leave meh?"
"Um yeahh bby gurl," said Captain America.
"OMG my lyfe suxxx im gonna go fuck the hulk laterzzz" said Sassy.