I probably should be doing the responsible thing and updating my other stories… but I'm not sure I want to. I want to fulfill my dream of writing a totally awesome random story and including all the cats we know and love. Enjoy! (does the Egyptian walk and chants 'I rule! I rule!' over and over again)
"FIRESTAR!!!" The shrill voice of Sandstorm woke the ThunderClan leader. He screamed back, "I'M SLEEPING KEEP IT DOWN!" He got out of bed.
Sandstorm appeared at the cave entrance saying, "I found Cloudtail trying to set fire to Dustpelt with a magnifying glass." Before Firestar could answer, Dustpelt ran screaming out of the warriors den with his pelt set on fire. Cloudtail ran after him, laughing so hard he coughed up Squirrelflight's math book, which she was supposed to be doing a year ago, when she was an apprentice.
Firestar sighed. "This place could use a change. I know! I'll build a casino so we can gamble!" he rushed to his den and got out 500 planks of wood which he retrieved from his imagination. "Cool! I can make things happen with me imagination!" He imagined that he had a chocolate shake, a TV in his bed room, 5 million dollars, and a private yacht set at the lake. Nothing happened. "WHAT GIVES!" he screamed, waking up every cat within a ten mile radius.
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Meanwhile, Squirrelflight was at the mall shopping for clothes. She had Whitetail, Sorreltail, Leafpool, and Feathertail with her. All of a sudden, a loud boom occurred. "What the?" spluttered Squirrelflight. Then she sighed. 'What has Firestar done now?"
Back at the ThunderClan camp, Firestar had imagined he built the casino, and it happened. He rushed inside, every cat following him. He slapped 38 moles, 63 chaffinches, and 34 thrushes on the table of the wheel of chance. "SPIN THE WHEEL!" he screamed. The surprised cat muttered, "But sir, I don't know your bet." Firestar stomped his foot. "I KNEW THAT! PUT ME ON RED!" the poor cat running the wheel spent a whole day spinning the wheel, while Firestar screamed his bets and hit him with the items he bet.
Well that's it. Sweet, isn't it? In case any of you were wondering, the only reason Firestar stopped his bets was because he fell asleep. And he lost most of his bets. Well, I hope you all don't hate me for not updating my other stories and starting another one instead. See ya!