A/N: okay, this is from the list 50 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen (soon to be published). I already wrote part of the story at the same time, so enjoy! Oh, and, of course, review!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Twilight series (Stephenie Meyer) nor 50 Ways to Prank Carlisle Cullen (Lennon Drop). Duh.
Another Author's note: this takes place somewhere before Eclipse because Jacob's still here (don't kill me!) and after Lennon Drop's story.
Bella's POV
I madly finished scrawling the list down on a scrap of paper. I was at Jacob's house. Edward still doesn't like the fact that I go here, but he permits it. Barely.
I felt Jacob's hot breath on my neck.
"Whatcha doin'?" he asked. I whipped my head around to face him, an accusing look on my face.
"Shame on you, peeking over my shoulder!" I cried, crossing my arms. His façade of innocence didn't work on me. His expression faltered for a second, and I caught it. I hit his arm lightly. He feigned pain.
"Ow!" he said, pouting, "You hurt me." He turned away, as if to go.
"Fine," I called, "be like that. But then you'll never know what's on this paper." That caught him, I knew it. He turned around, his curiosity barely veiled. I smiled smugly.
He sauntered over cautiously, than snatched the paper out of my outstretched hand. He quickly scanned it, a smile lighting up his features.
"Sounds fun," he said, handing it back, "Can't wait to aggravate that bloodsu—" he caught the look on my face and edited, "vampire."
"Very good, Jake," I appraised. "Now, about numbers four and five," I looked up questioningly. He glanced down at the paper, then handed it back to me.
"It'll be fine," he said.
I was surprised, "Really?" I asked.
"Yeah, sure. Just keep it out of our range of scent and none of the pack will touch it. Not like we'd want to." He wrinkled his nose at the thought.
"Okay, good," I replied, "just making sure. Now you might want to leave."
"Why?" he asked.
"Because I'm calling Edward and I know how you two don't get along." I replied.
"Oh, right." He said, a dejected look on his face. He walked away. I sighed. There's not much I can do about it though. It's like trying to make the nemeses on cartoons get along. It just doesn't happen.
I dialed Edward's number—I knew it by heart. He would know better than I how to hide decisions from Alice. He answered after the first ring, as usual. He wasn't pleased with La Push being part of the plan, but otherwise he liked it. He agreed with letting Jasper in on it, too. He assured me all would be taken care of. Thus, my plan was set into action.