The Rinoa and Seifer date

Rinoa: Seifer where are we going???? TELL MEEEE (sobs)

Seifer: You'll see you'll see.

Rinoa: TELL ME TELL ME TELL MEEE PLEASE (more sobs)

Seifer: He he he he I know you are gonna like this (mores sly laughs)

Rinoa: (litterley crying) TELL ME ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND IM FINALLY OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK I WANNA GET DRUNK WITH MY FRIENDS TELL ME OR I DITCH THE BLIND FOLD

(a few minutes later)

Seifer: ok Rinoa you can look

(Rinoa removes the blind fold and her mouth drops)

Rinoa: SEIFER I LOVE YOU

( A 6 ft by 8 ft tower of 24 packs of beer stand befor them)

Seifer: (slyly) score time baby

(a few hours later)

Rinoa: I dont feal to good.

Seifer: neither do I

Rinoa: you...wanna...crash...at....my....place?

Seifer: ok! (slyly)

(inside seifers sick and demented mind:he he he its working)

(back at Rinoas)

Squall: She is gonna love this (squall has bought a huge teddy bear with a 24 pack in its arms)

(rinoa walks in the door to find squall)

Rinoa: SQUALL THAT IS SO CUTE OH I LOVE YOU I LOVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

(Rinoa Locks the door forgetting about Seifer)

Squall: WOW IM GLAD YOU LIKE (all spread apart from being kissed)

Rinoa: SQUALL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU MUAH MUAH MUAH(kissing)

Squall's thoughts: is she drunk she smells like beer and seifer.....SEIFER!!!!!!!!!!!

Squall: Rinoa have you been with seifer

Rinoa: No honey boo

Rinoa: BABY IM SO HAPPY I COULD YOU KNOW.....

Squall: UMMM DA UMMMM UMMM DA UMMM

(rinoa turns on the off spring cd)

Rinoa: GIVE IT TO ME BABY UH HUH UH HUH

Squal: WOWSAS

::meanwhile::

Seifer: man what did she go and get and why is the apartment shaking. errr this sucks. She probley passed out somewhere welp SNORE SNORE