A/N: Hey guys, Here is my newest Wicked one shot. I randomly came up with yesterday. Hope you like it. Please review it.
Everyone knows that Fiyero wants revenge on Avaric for all the nasty things he says about Elphaba but the best revenge isn't always full on frontal attacks.
Fiyero was in Science class. The teacher had everyone split of into groups of two or three. They practical was dissecting frogs. The good news was that he was paired with Elphaba. The bad news was that Avaric had to join as well. Even worse news was that the frogs were green. Avaric was already going on about Elphaba's skin. Nobody really took much noticed but Avaric knew that it always inflicted Fiyero more than it did Elphaba.
'I wonder if we find out if the frog is green on the inside as well as the outside.' Avaric taunted
'Shut up Avaric' Fiyero was irritated
'Are you green inside as well?' Avaric ignored Fiyero. He was taunting Elphaba now as well.
'Avaric, if you don't shut the hell up, I swear you're going to–'
'Fiyero just ignore him' Elphaba said
Avaric was starting up again but the teacher told everyone to stop. Class was over
Elphaba was the first to leave once she was ready. Slowly everybody was packed up and left.
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Fiyero was in his dorm. Another thing going against him was that he had to room with Avaric. Avaric however was getting ready for a date as usual. Every night it was someone different. Soon after Avaric left, Fiyero knew how to get back at Avaric. He went over to the Elphaba's dorm room; however he wasn't there to see Elphaba, no he needed to help of the bubbly blonde for his scheme.
'Hi Fiyero, I guess you're here to see Elphaba, what a surprise' Galinda said
'Actually no I came to see you. I need your help with something and it has to do with Avaric' Fiyero asked
'What do you need that involves Avaric?'
'Let's say beauty products Galinda but it is important'
'Ok I'll see what I have but I do need to know what you plan on using them for?'
Fiyero came in and looked for what useful things he could use on Avaric.
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Fiyero had his plan set. He waited for Avaric to come back from wherever he was. He knew that he would be getting ready. Soon Avaric came in. All Avaric saw was Fiyero combing his hair. On the stand in front of him was his hair mousse. Fiyero knew that he would use it for his date wether he asked or not if he could use it. He was right. Avaric immediately came over and grabbed it. He began putting it all though his hair.
'Where are you going?' Avaric asked
'To dinner with Elphaba, unlike you I actually have a girlfriend. You only have one night stands. Who is it tonight Avaric?'
'Why should you care?' Avaric got ready and left. Little did he know what he had just done.
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Avaric woke up the next morning in some girl's dorm. As routine he got up and left and headed towards the showers. He looked at himself in the mirror and screamed.
From his room, Fiyero could hear Avaric screaming. He smiled and knew what had happened. Soon Avaric came into the dorm.
'Fiyero what did you do to my hair!' Avaric was furious.
Fiyero burst out laughing. One of the things he wanted to know was how it turned out. Avaric was completely bald.
'You bastard, I'll get you for this.' He stormed out of the room. His hair problem made him very unpopular with the girls. For once it was Elphaba who was mocking Avaric
'Time for a new look Avaric?' Elphaba was laughing along with everyone else while Avaric sunk into his chair and gave Fiyero the finger.
Elphaba was in her dorm studying with Fiyero when it came across her thoughts.
'Fiyero you don't know what happened with Avaric do you?' She asked grinning wickedly
'It was just some small revenge, he always uses my stuff so I knew he would use my hair mousse which was really hair removal.'
'Any particular reason why you decided to mess with him?'
'Because I don't like the way he treats you. I know you say it's fine but it's not so he deserved it. Besides it wasn't all me. Where do you think I got the hair removal?'
'Galinda' Elphaba said laughing 'Well thank you but next time leave it to me. My schemes are less obvious and give me the same satisfaction'
'Ok fine next time we'll see what you come up with but you've got to admit. It was pretty good, now girls won't even go near him.'
'Yes it was good'
Galinda hair removal last very long so it was three months before Avaric's hair fully grew back.
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