Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that are appearing here…but beware, they will be tortured…by my co-host, Dame-Desu-yo, AKA Chibi-chan.
"Anime Talk: Fullmetal Alchemist Edition"
"Hello! Dragonlover71491 here to tell you about the next edition of our show featuring the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist! You, the readers, will be able to ask the cast the questions you've always wanted to ask. Plus, if you want, you can give them dares for your amusement." A teenage girl with glasses, shoulder length black hair, pale skin, black dragon wings, and a tail says.
"Yay! I get to see Alphonse!" Screams Chibi-chan, a teenage girl wearing glasses with average length hair that was colored an assortment of black, lime green, and citrus orange, with cat ears, one black the other orange, and a green tipped black cat tail, and a Green confederate hat.
"It isn't just Alphonse Chibi-chan…there are other characters."
"Who cares?! I just want to meet Alphonse!"
"Oh great, she's a fangirl for Alphonse…how could it be worst?"
"Hey Dragonlover71491, what do you think of this!" Chibi-chan screams.
"What now? What the hell is that?!" I demand as I look at the 30-foot tall monstrosity of a cake in the studio.
"It's a cake for Alphonse!" Chibi-chan squeals happily.
"You expect him to eat all that?!"
"NO! I'm gonna share it with him." She sighs blissfully.
"I swear…either way, we aren't going to interview him first Chibi-chan."
"What?!"
"Don't shout so close to my ear. Anyway, our first guest will be Edward Elric."
Chibi-chan makes a face at the mention of Ed. "I guess it's not that bad" Said Chibi who used to be a huge Ed fan.
"I know you aren't happy, but we'll do Alphonse later, I promise." I say, trying to cheer up my co-host.
"Can I cuddle him?" She asks with hopeful eyes.
"No…you can't."
"Aw…"
"Here…cuddle this." I sigh as I pass her a human Alphonse plushie.
"EEEE!" She squeals at an inhuman level as she takes the toy and squeezes it to the point of breaking.
"Glad she's happy. Anyway, we'll need at least five questions for Edward, and we'll accept any number of dares. All you have to do is leave your questions and/or dares in your reviews and we'll post the next chapter February 1st, until then, have a good night."
I turn to see Chibi-chan kissing the plushie, hearts around her head.
"Fangirls…anyway, see you February 1st."
"MY ALPHONSE!" Shouts Chibi-chan into the camera.
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Dragonlover71491: Oy vey, I was so hoping you wouldn't turn into a fangirl.
Chibi-chan: I can't help it, ALPHONSE IS SO CUTE!
Dragonlover71491: I'll be lucky if I can hear anything after this.
Chibi-chan: If that's how it is (pulls out megaphone).
Dragonlover71491: Oh Chibi-chan (pulls out cattail).
Chibi-chan:*gasp* Cattail! Yay! (starts batting at cattail).
Dragonlover71491: So easy to entertain. Send in those questions ASAP!