I was walking down the street when I saw a panda bear. I tripped and fell flat on my face. When I got up, there was a big ninja sea turtle in my way. I tried to get over it and fell flat on my face. When I got up for the second time, I was really steamed. What kind of idiot trips twice because they see animals? Oh wait. Me. I continued along the street until there was a roadblock. Then I looked again and I realized it was an elephant. I gasped and tripped over my own feet and fell flat on my face. When I got up I saw a nine foot tall Flicky. I screamed like a little girl. I got up and dusted myself off. I needed to get to the bus stop. I thought I was almost there when I saw an enchilada! I screamed bloody murder and enchilada at the same time. A guy went past and rudely said, "No. It's an echidna. His name is Knuckles. Get it right." Then he walked away. I continued walking towards the bus stop. I could tell because there was a sign. I couldn't read it, though, because I was too far away. Before I got one centimeter closer, though, a herd of ninja monkey warriors descended upon me. They tore away my spikes and fur and left me bald. I shooed them away, and by then I was right in front of the sign. It took me about ten minutes to make it out, but when I did, it said, "Zoo". I guess I wasn't at the bus stop after all. That would explain why I saw all the animals.
I fainted by the sign and fell flat on my face.
Yeah dudes! I'm totally a weirdo... :P