The adventures of...
high school Link
Chapter 1
"Link you stink at this." Bink muttered staring at the television screen.
"SHEESH! It isn't easy beating stupid dark link. AHHH He killed me again!" Link yelled as the screen said game over. Link glared at his little brother who was wearing a blue shirt and blue Jeans. Link smiled cruelly "Bink OH NO! There is a red ketchup stain on your shirt!" Binks big eyes went wide with horror.
"WHERE! Where is the red! LINK PLEASE GET IT OFF ME!" Bink began screaming as Ganondorf walked in the room with his usually pink apron. Bink ran to Ganondorf's side "Ugly Uncie get it off me!"
"My name is Ganondorf! You stupid little wimp! Link help your little brother!" Ganondorf growled throwing his hand back as if to hit Bink, Link sprang up and ran to his brothers defense. He picked his small identical brother up and used the only attack he could stepping on Ganondorfs foot (not that, that did very much). Link stared at Ganondorf manacling then turned and carried Bink to his room. He could hear Ganondorf yelling behind "You should try to be more like Dark!"
Link tried to imagine himself driving a crapy car picking up chicks. He looked at bink never gonna happen. Link thought Bink's already lost Mom and Dad he's not gonna lose me to. Link opened the door to Bink's room and stripped his shirt of him. Then made him strip off his pants to reveal his blue underwear. Bink pulled away from him and smiled. Link cocked an eyebrow at Bink. Who pulled up his shirt and tied the sleeves round his neck to make a cape. Link frowned and walked out of the room. When he came back he had an identical cape only red Link smiled and gave off the best evil laugh he could manage.
"I am...Ugly Uncie! I will get Bink and...I will...Turn all your clothes red!" Link growled as bink ran across the room screaming and laughing. Link continued to make growling noises as he chased Bink. He snatched bink in his arms when he got the chance. "Now that I've got you I will tickle you!" Link announced as Bink squirmed in his arms. Link didn't notice Dark in the door as he snapped a picture.
Dark smiled knowing that this picture was going in to be tapped on the back of the bus. Now everyone will realize what a stupid girl he really is. Dark thought Lets see him even try to get a girl. Dark thought even though he knew this was one of the dumbest plans ever, or at least not as good as when he told link that the dress code forced him to wear pink. Dark smiled remembering Link walking through the hallways of school wearing a pink shirt that said "modest is hottest" on it. Best day ever...except that he had to beat up link afterwards and the get grounded from the computer... But at least I wasn't grounded from the girls. He thought snickering.
"I will get you!" Link was yelling at his almost naked brother. Link had striped off his shirt (by his brothers demand). When the door bell rang. Link seized his shirt but Bink ran out of the room, still with only his underwear and cape. Link dropped his shirt and ran after Bink, but it was too late Bink had already opened the door. Link ran to his brothers side only to see the hottest girl ever standing at his door. Dark walked over next to him also drooling. Ganondorf opened the door and smiled.
"Boys this is Zelda she an exchange student in other words she'll be staying with us."