Can't Take Me Home

-There You Go.

So I'm bored as hell and caught up on writing the rest of the drabbles I have, so I'm starting a new one.

This whole series will be from my favorite song album of all time: Can't Take Me Home, P!nk's first debut album. It's really good, and I recommend you listen to the song while reading.

This first chapter only has 5 characters so here:

Ara: Sakra Devaman (More serious btw)

Chung: Deadly Chaser (More snotty/asshole-ish)

Add: Mastermind

Yuno (Can roast a bitch)

Karis

Also apparently Nasods have feelings, so I'm guessing they can feel arousal and I'm also guessing they were made with… benefits.

Please don't come around talkin bout that you love me
Cuz that love shit just ain't for me
And I don't wanna hear that you adore me
And I know that all you're doin' is runnin' your mind games
Don't you know my game beats these games
So your best bet is to be straight with me

"I'll be back later. I love you, Ara."

Ara heard those words everyday while the Elgang traveled and her boyfriend, Chung, came back smelling of sex, perfume and lipstick.

And as she began to sob a green haired Nasod walked in and embraced her. Without a word to be said, he brought his lips to hers.

The next morning, Chung came home to a smirking Ara and a blushing Yuno in his bed.

"We need to talk, Ara."

"No need. I'm breaking up with you."

So you say you wanna talk, let's talk
If you won't talk, I'll walk, yeah it's like that
Got a new man, he's waiting out back
Now what, what you think about that
Now when I say I'm through, I'm through
Basically, I'm through with you
Whatcha wanna say, had to have it your way, had to play games
Now you're beggin me to stay

"Ara, what? I know you weren't completely loyal to me b-but we could work through this."

"On the contrary, you weren't loyal to me from day one. Having one night stands, crushes, and multiple girlfriends behind my back."

"But aren't I better then… Then that tin can beside you."

"This 'tin can' is better than being you; a piece of shit that sleeps around. Scanning your body now, it seems you have plenty of STDs." The Nasod growled with anger in his eyes.

Chung faltered but didn't quit. "Ara… Ara please stay with me. I won't cheat on you again."

"Get your shit and leave."

There you go, lookin pitiful
Just because I let you go
There you go, talkin bout you want me back
But sometimes it be's like that, so
There you go, talkin bout you miss me so, that you love me so, why I let ya go
There you go cause your lies got old, look at you
There you go

"I'll change. I'll leave Karis."

Ara scoffed and rose up from the bed. "The damage has been done." She shoved his cologne and clothes into a bag. "You have five seconds to leave before I let Eun out on you."

Please don't come around talkin bout how you changed
How you said good-bye to what's-her-name
All it sounds like to me is new game
And I was right when I thought I'd be much better off without you
Had to get myself from round you, cuz my life was all about you

Chung let out wolf whistle as Ara took over attacking for Add, so he could go into DP mode.

"Chung, she's mine. I'd like if you'd not-" Chung proceeded to hit Yuno in the face with his cannon and run to Ara, who already beat the boss with Add.

So you say you wanna talk, I don't
Say you wanna change, I won't
Yeah, it's like that
Had your chance, won't take ya back
Now what, whatcha think about that
And when I say I'm through, I'm through
Basically I'm through wit you
Whatcha wanna say
Had to have it your way, had to play games, now you're beggin me to stay

Ara let out a shout of joy and ran over to Yuno, ignoring Chung and jumping into his waiting arms.

Chung knew he couldn't have her when their lips locked.

He wished he didn't cheat on her; he wished he could be embracing her like that.

Oooh, don't you wish you could turn the hands of time
Don't you wish you still were mine
Don't you wish I'd take you back
Don't you wish that things were simple like that, oh
Didn't miss a good thing till it was gone
But I knew it wouldn't be long, till you came runnin back
Missin my love, there you go

So there you go, there you go