This is lokiheimdallfreya on DeviantArt's birthday drabble: and yes, I refer to one of his Deviations by putting in the One-Winged Angel Bakery. Hope you don't mind, Loki! ^_^

Time taken to complete: 20 minutes. (Not including brainstorming)

Request category: Birthday Drabble / Request sub-category: Final Fantasy

Word Count: 320.

Time relative to FF7: Post FF7.

Song Inspiration: The Light And The Glass - Coheed and Cambria.

Right outside of the ruined and battle-scarred city of Midgar, there is the One-Winged Angel Bakery, run by the notorious Sephiroth. He may be a bad guy, but at least he's raking in the cash with this second business! Sadly, I don't think Yuffie knows this obvious trap that he's running, though.
"Yuffie, how many guys do you know have ONE FUCKING WING!"
"Well, gee, Cid, uhm...."
"That's right. ONE." (Even Cid doesn't know Cloud has a wing... XD)
"Oh, yeah...! But how are we gonna get Vincent's cake now...?"
"Oh, I never thought about that. The closest damn bakery to here is in Nebelheim."
"Duh! I'm not going to that nasty town! Eeeeeeewwww!"
"Yuffie, I think that might be better to do because Nebelheim is where we found Vincent in the first place."
"Oh, fine! Let's just go in your airship. I hope I don't get sick like last time... I think I'll blow chunks just thinking about it..."
"Please don't."
After a rough ride in the Shera (I hope I got that right... XDD), Cid and Yuffie make it to Nebelheim's only bakery called "Sweet Tooth". As the two absorb the environment, they notice that this is the only cheery place in this section of town. This place could need a bit of sprucing up, as well.
As Yuffie stepped inside, she suddenly started to fall.
"Don't trip!"
Yuffie landed smack dab on her face... That has to hurt... "Jerk!"
"I think the better words for that would be calling me a dumbfuck, but Barrett and I are the only ones that can cuss our asses off without getting in trouble."
After 10 minutes of pointless arguing with Cid, Yuffie steps inside the bakery and buys a cake and pays a fee to get Vincent's name written under the "Happy Birthday" covered with plastic bats and coffins, the only emo-ish cake that they hope Vincent will appreciate.