(in Bonnie's room right after Toy Story 3)

Buzz: (still in his final dance pose with Jessie) Hey, what's the camera still doing here?
Hamm: Uh oh. This can only mean one thing.
Mr. Potato Head: You mean they've ordered another sequel?
Hamm: 'Fraid so.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh no. More trouble headed our way!

Woody: Another sequel
We're back by popular demand
Come on, everybody, strike up the band
Woody and Buzz: Another sequel
That's what we do in Hollywood
And everybody knows that the sequel's never quite as good
Woody: (spoken) Except in our case
A sequel, another feature attraction
Mr. Pricklepants: Places, please! Light the lights! Roll camera! ACTION!
Woody, Buzz and Jessie: I thought it was the end
But no, my friends, this is when
We get to do it all again
Aliens: Do it all again
Woody, Buzz and Jessie: Until the credits roll
We got another go to show that we can
Do it all again
Peas-in-a-Pod: Do it all again
Woody, Buzz and Jessie: Another sequel
There's no need to disguise
Slinky: The studio considers us its most profitable franchise!
Woody, Buzz, Jessie and Slinky: Another sequel!
How hard can it be?
Hamm: Can't be worse than Cars 2 or Monsters University.
Everyone: Another sequel!
The studio wants more!
Mr. Potato Head: But honestly, why do we have to have Toy Story 4?
Everyone: I thought it was the end
But no, my friends, this is when
We get to do it all again
Bullseye: (whinnies)
Everyone: Until the credits roll
We got another go to show that we can
Do it all again!
Totoro: (roars)
Everyone: We're doing a sequel!
Woody: Let's give it a go!
Randy Newman: With this same songwriting genius
John Lasseter: And this same director cameo!
Everyone: Another sequel!
Hamm: I don't mean to intervene, but those short films likely make this our seventh time on screen.
(spoken) And that doesn't even count the recent holiday TV specials and those Saturday morning pieces for ABC all those years ago.
(everyone stares for a moment, then continues)

Everyone: Another sequel
Let's give it a shot!
Woody: All we need now is a really great plot!

Mrs. Potato Head: Got it! An epic love story that really examines the ups and downs of Buzz and Jessie's relationship. Then, it all ends in a big wedding for them!
Woody: Uh, does anybody have any other ideas?
Dolly: Oh, I know! We all think we're being thrown out, so we decide to go to a daycare, which turns out to be run by an evil, fascist bear that smells like strawberries!
Woody: Dolly, did you even watch our last film?
Rex and Trixie: How about a story that revolves around us?
Woody: One, that's already part of our Christmas special. Two, we're just ripping off that other film the studio is making!
Mr. Pricklepants: It's got action! Drama! Tragedy! And a poor porcelain doll forgotten for a century who just wants to be loved.
Jessie: (angrily clears her throat)
Mr. Pricklepants: Oh, heh-heh. Sorry, Jessie.
Aliens: The Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
Woody: I don't think we can get much of a story out of that.
Mr. Potato Head: How about a movie where we don't make this movie? And get to stay out of anything else that's dangerous?
Woody: Potato Head, this is happening, like it or not.
Buttercup: It's about Bonnie and her mother taking us all on a world tour. But Woody gets switched with an imposter who uses us as a cover to steal many valuable treasures.
Woody: Now, we're stealing from the movie this song originally came from.
John Lasseter: Woody, why don't you just leave the story writing to the crew? You guys just go with our script.
Woody: That's perfect!

Everyone: I thought it was the end
But no, my friends this is when
We get to do it all again
Until the credits roll
We got another go to show that we can
Do it all again
Another sequel!
It's more of the same
Woody: Let's give it a name!
Buzz: How about Toy Story Again?
Everyone: Yes, Toy Story Again!
Toy Story Again!
It's Toy Story Again!

Buzz: (spoken) On second thought, Toy Story 4 does sound better.
Everyone: Yeah.