Chapter 1

My name is Star Swirl the bearded, and I will be your guide. To the past, present, and future, I know all. Well, your present anyways, mine could technically be your past. And I never look into my present anyways, I like surprises! That's why it's called a present!

But anyways, I am here to tell you a story. My book here, (see the big blue book standing on the brown box like thing? That's it.) Will tell you a story. There are many stories, and many ponies, so it will take time. All ponies will be chosen at random of course

While your here, I'd like to introduce my assistant, Clumsy Hooves. She is also known as Dummy Doo. I think you can guess she likes the former better than the latter. She is the gray, blonde-maned pegasus with the muffins cutie mark over there. She may be clumsy, but she's a great assistant, especially since she has perfect vision! 20/20!

One last thing. The future is constantly changing so if it contradicts to what I might read, than I can only tell you I have read from a different future.

Well, I have found a story. And as the old saying goes, once upon a time...