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My sister: So what d'you want for your birthday???
Me: To own Sonny with a chance
My sister: Okayy I'll see what I can do…
(Still own nothing by the way)
Chad's POV:
Ugh! Seriously what's wrong with me today?!? I mean today has to be like the worst day of my life, shit! I'm talking like my little sister! Whatever, that's not important because today Chad Dylan Cooper got rejected!!! And when I tried to point out that CDC does not do rejection she walked away! No I am not kidding she just walked away – no one and I mean no one walks away from Chad Dylan Cooper, ESPECIALLY when he's talking!! But shall I tell you the worst thing about it all – I didn't just get rejected by anybody I got rejected by a random! And Sonny for that matter, the girl I've been crushing on for almost a year!!! Not that I'll ever admit it. I stormed off into my dressing room – I'm gonna have to tell – what's his name Rick or Nick or something like that, that I refuse to continue shooting for the rest of the day!!!
When I managed to calm myself down (not that I needed calming I mean Chad Dylan Cooper ALWAYS keeps his cool!) Anyway I noticed a book on my dressing table from my cousin Robert (A/N as in Robert Pattinson in the story he's Chad's cousin) – For some reason he's a ladies man, I never understood why, anyways it's good to here from him – I wonder what the books called… Hmm 12 steps to make any girl fall in love with you – well this could come in useful! Let's see: (A/N Here's the list of steps)
Be nice to her and her friends – earn their trust
Make her feel special and keep an intriguing and mysterious profile
Look in her eyes most of the time and talk directly to her
Make it seem as if you look really yummy 24/7
Invite her to hang out as a friend and take her to a sort of place where you'd go for a date and make her question whether or not she'd have that great a time with you
Make her laugh and act fearless around her
Be sweet and smooth talking
Make her drawn to you by all of her senses
Keep your cool all of the time
Pretend to be uninterested in her girlfriend wise
Cook for her
Give her hugs for comfort
Well I don't see the problem with doing any of that list – I mean I'm already really yummy 24/7 and as I said earlier – I always keep my cool; besides I'm smooth talking – right? But being nice to the randoms – seriously, and cooking!?! Man I'm desperate! Ah well, it'll all be worth it – sooner or later Sonny Monroe will be mine!
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(I know I suck at rhyming)