Ok, I haven't written anything in a long time, but for some reason, fanfiction is calling to me again. This is just a quick one a came up with one night. Hope you enjoy it. I like the banter between Rodney and Carson. Lots of fun. Please review if you read, I love to hear what other people think. Even if it's bad. Oh, and I don't own Stargate Atlantis or these characters….etc. etc.

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"Oww, be careful! It's not like I have an extra knee lying around I can use after you totally destroy this one, ya know." Rodney shrieked as he sat with his back leaning against the side of the puddle jumper, his leg stretched out, so Carson could clean the fresh cut on his knee.

"It's just a skinned knee, Rodney. Trust me, in my professional opinion, you'll live."

Rodney huffed and crossed is arms over his chest. "Well, I want a second opinion! I was attacked Carson, Attacked!"

"You tripped over a tree root. I'd hardly call that an attack. Maybe you should watch where you're going from now on instead of gawking at the tour guide."

"I wasn't gawking, I was observing the beauty of nature….then it attacked me, right out of nowhere!"

"Riiight… The tree jumped out of nowhere, chased you down like a scared animal and bit you on the knee." Carson looked up at his irate patient and smiled. Life was never boring with Rodney around. "Just like that time when the fluffy little bunny attacked you on P36-975?"

"The Rabbits on P36-975 are carnivorous, I tell you. I was just minding my own business and it leapt out and bit me! I could have gotten rabies"

Carson paused for a moment, shaking his head.

"You were trying to feed its baby a power bar. The Mother was just protecting its young."

"Yeah, yeah, believe what you want, Carson. I for one will never go back there again. I really need to just stay in my lab and never go into nature. If it's not the sun giving me a sunburn or some alien plant causing me a to breakout in hives, it's killer trees and bunnies! Are you almost done with your voodoo? I've got things to see, questions to ask…"

"Pretty tour guides to gawk at?" Carson finished, standing up and putting his medical pack away. "Ok, you're done."

"Finally." Rodney jumped up, rolled his pant leg back down and hurried off toward the guided tour they were having of the local green house.

"Oh, and Rodney…" Carson yelled after him. "Watch out for those Daisies. I hear they can be deadly this time of year."

Carson could hear his friend grumble something about comedic voodoo doctors as he hobbled off into the greenhouse. Carson had to chuckle. Nope, life as Dr. Rodney McKay's Medical Doctor was never boring.