The weird story
disclaimer: I do not own ne of j.k. rowlings wonderful creations.
hi pple! this is my 1st fic and its just for fun!! Plz r and r....
Draco Malfoy laid on his bed tired from a day at work at the glue factory. He rolled over to look at the ceiling as he did everynight. Suddenly...a huge piece of brown mushy stuff fell on to him. Thinking it was chocolate, he lapped it up hungrily. When it was all gone he looked up to see where it had come from, hoping that more will come down. He saw a monkey's butt looking down on him. The monkey had a gold name tag pinned to himself which read:
RALPH
Suddenly, the night sky started flashing hippie colours! Draco was hugrily jumping on his bed with failed attempts to reach the 'chocolate' giving monkey named Ralph.
All too soon the bed broke and he fell.
He just kept falling and falling until he reached...the ground.
Draco looked around. Everyone was dancing. He had landed in a disco. A sixties disco to be exact. Draco, not thinking clearly, began to dance like a chimpanzee hoping all over the place when,the music stopped. Everyone turned to look at Draco.
Silence reigned.
Then Draco realised he wasn't wearing what everyone else was wearing, a polka dotted white dress with frills and lace! He immediately ran to the toilet, picked up a dress from nowhere a changed.
Soon he was on the dance floor again. Dancing while the lights controlled by bananas flashed different colours. The song changed from the 'Mentos' song to 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'. The party had just begun.
Out of nowhere, Harry came along with his friends Hermione and Ron and they were demanding to have the "Mentos" song played again. The parrot DJ annoyed by their ranting changed "BaaBaa Black Sheep" to the "Mentos" song and the thrio start do their mordern dance in which they waved their hands in the air and ran 50 metres and then rolled their heads for 5 minutes before jumping across the length of 20 metres like little bunny rabbits. These steps were repeated throughout the song.
Draco immediately joined them. Soon they all passed out.
Then they woke up again!
And now Albus Dumbledore had come to the disco. He started dancing like John Travolta and forcing a somewhat reluctant Minerva McGonagall join him. Suddenly Ron felt sick. The now foursome rushed him to the hospital next door and had to wait in the long line of drunkens before seeing the doctor.
Doctor Ralph.
Doctor Ralph screeched a bit and Ron was cured. When Draco reconised Doctor Ralph as the 'chocolate' giving monkey he started chasing after him. They ran round and round the hospital while Harry, Ron ad Hermione sang the 'Mentos' song. And they all lived happily ever after.
disclaimer: I do not own ne of j.k. rowlings wonderful creations.
hi pple! this is my 1st fic and its just for fun!! Plz r and r....
Draco Malfoy laid on his bed tired from a day at work at the glue factory. He rolled over to look at the ceiling as he did everynight. Suddenly...a huge piece of brown mushy stuff fell on to him. Thinking it was chocolate, he lapped it up hungrily. When it was all gone he looked up to see where it had come from, hoping that more will come down. He saw a monkey's butt looking down on him. The monkey had a gold name tag pinned to himself which read:
RALPH
Suddenly, the night sky started flashing hippie colours! Draco was hugrily jumping on his bed with failed attempts to reach the 'chocolate' giving monkey named Ralph.
All too soon the bed broke and he fell.
He just kept falling and falling until he reached...the ground.
Draco looked around. Everyone was dancing. He had landed in a disco. A sixties disco to be exact. Draco, not thinking clearly, began to dance like a chimpanzee hoping all over the place when,the music stopped. Everyone turned to look at Draco.
Silence reigned.
Then Draco realised he wasn't wearing what everyone else was wearing, a polka dotted white dress with frills and lace! He immediately ran to the toilet, picked up a dress from nowhere a changed.
Soon he was on the dance floor again. Dancing while the lights controlled by bananas flashed different colours. The song changed from the 'Mentos' song to 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'. The party had just begun.
Out of nowhere, Harry came along with his friends Hermione and Ron and they were demanding to have the "Mentos" song played again. The parrot DJ annoyed by their ranting changed "BaaBaa Black Sheep" to the "Mentos" song and the thrio start do their mordern dance in which they waved their hands in the air and ran 50 metres and then rolled their heads for 5 minutes before jumping across the length of 20 metres like little bunny rabbits. These steps were repeated throughout the song.
Draco immediately joined them. Soon they all passed out.
Then they woke up again!
And now Albus Dumbledore had come to the disco. He started dancing like John Travolta and forcing a somewhat reluctant Minerva McGonagall join him. Suddenly Ron felt sick. The now foursome rushed him to the hospital next door and had to wait in the long line of drunkens before seeing the doctor.
Doctor Ralph.
Doctor Ralph screeched a bit and Ron was cured. When Draco reconised Doctor Ralph as the 'chocolate' giving monkey he started chasing after him. They ran round and round the hospital while Harry, Ron ad Hermione sang the 'Mentos' song. And they all lived happily ever after.