Squalls Driving Test
Rinoa- Here's the place.
Squall- Gulp, I've only driven once and I crashed that car into a gate!
Rinoa- You'll be fine let's go in.
Instructor- Hello, who will be taking their driving test today?
Rinoa- (points to Squall) He will.
Instructor- alright then lets go get into the car.
Rinoa- Relax, You'll be fine.
Squall- I hope so.
Instructor- Now ummm what is your name?
Squall- Squeal um I mean Squall.
Instructor- Okay Squall which car do you want? The red one, the blue one or the pink one?
Rinoa- oooooooooohh pick the pink one oh I just love pink!
Instructor- Well squall (Rinoa still whining in the backround)
Squall- I'll just take the pink one or she's gonna bitch forever.
Instructor- Okay, lets go!
(they all get into the car)
Instructor- Okay squall, first you turn the car on, here are the keys.
Squall- oh that's easy. (turns on the car)
Instructor- okay squall now put it into reverse and back out of this space.
Squall- Sure got it. (puts in into reverse without the brake and idles into a tree)
Instructor- hhmmmmmmm. Okay now drive onto that street.
Squall- (pushes gas pedal too hard and slams into 6 people) AHHHH SHIT I REALLY FUCKED THIS UP!!!!
Instructor- it's okay now drive to that McDonalds.
Squall- okay.
(as he is driving people are passing him. They are yelling at him)
Person 1- Hey look at the gay fruit in the pink car la da da da da!
Person 2- Hey YOU SUCK!
Squall- BLOW ME BITCH!!
Instructor- Road Rage be Careful of it.
Squall- yeah yeah.
Instructor- hey there's a red light. Stop Squall.
Squall- Okay.
(Squall doesn't stop in time and hits an old lady)
Instructor- heh heh heh cough cough owww that was hilarious ummmm I mean that wasn't good.
Instructor- okay now after that light turns green, make a left turn.
Squall- Sure, got it.
(The light turns green and squall makes a left turn. The right door accidentally swings open and Rinoa flies out)
Squall- ah shit this is pure B.S. I quit.
Instructor- are you sure?
Squall- ummmm… No.
Squall- I'm gonna finish this.
(crashes into a 18 wheeler)
Instructor- Well you sure did finish it…
(after driving test ~Squall~Rinoa~Zell~Quistis~)
Quistis- How did it go?
Squall- Ask Rinoa.
(Rinoa is in a body cast and she cant move) Rinoa- He can't drive for his damn life.
Zell- It's so easy how do you mess up
Squall- I just do.
Squall- But…. I still got my license!
Quistis- But how?
Squall- I dunno the guy just gave it to me. I think he was high.
Quistis- Probably.
Squall- Well anyway I bought a car, a Viper.
Quistis- How'd you afford it.
Squall- I won it in Esthar.
Zell- COOL can we ride in it?
Rinoa- Not if squalls driving, he plain sucks.
I Hope u like it. More to come!
Rinoa- Here's the place.
Squall- Gulp, I've only driven once and I crashed that car into a gate!
Rinoa- You'll be fine let's go in.
Instructor- Hello, who will be taking their driving test today?
Rinoa- (points to Squall) He will.
Instructor- alright then lets go get into the car.
Rinoa- Relax, You'll be fine.
Squall- I hope so.
Instructor- Now ummm what is your name?
Squall- Squeal um I mean Squall.
Instructor- Okay Squall which car do you want? The red one, the blue one or the pink one?
Rinoa- oooooooooohh pick the pink one oh I just love pink!
Instructor- Well squall (Rinoa still whining in the backround)
Squall- I'll just take the pink one or she's gonna bitch forever.
Instructor- Okay, lets go!
(they all get into the car)
Instructor- Okay squall, first you turn the car on, here are the keys.
Squall- oh that's easy. (turns on the car)
Instructor- okay squall now put it into reverse and back out of this space.
Squall- Sure got it. (puts in into reverse without the brake and idles into a tree)
Instructor- hhmmmmmmm. Okay now drive onto that street.
Squall- (pushes gas pedal too hard and slams into 6 people) AHHHH SHIT I REALLY FUCKED THIS UP!!!!
Instructor- it's okay now drive to that McDonalds.
Squall- okay.
(as he is driving people are passing him. They are yelling at him)
Person 1- Hey look at the gay fruit in the pink car la da da da da!
Person 2- Hey YOU SUCK!
Squall- BLOW ME BITCH!!
Instructor- Road Rage be Careful of it.
Squall- yeah yeah.
Instructor- hey there's a red light. Stop Squall.
Squall- Okay.
(Squall doesn't stop in time and hits an old lady)
Instructor- heh heh heh cough cough owww that was hilarious ummmm I mean that wasn't good.
Instructor- okay now after that light turns green, make a left turn.
Squall- Sure, got it.
(The light turns green and squall makes a left turn. The right door accidentally swings open and Rinoa flies out)
Squall- ah shit this is pure B.S. I quit.
Instructor- are you sure?
Squall- ummmm… No.
Squall- I'm gonna finish this.
(crashes into a 18 wheeler)
Instructor- Well you sure did finish it…
(after driving test ~Squall~Rinoa~Zell~Quistis~)
Quistis- How did it go?
Squall- Ask Rinoa.
(Rinoa is in a body cast and she cant move) Rinoa- He can't drive for his damn life.
Zell- It's so easy how do you mess up
Squall- I just do.
Squall- But…. I still got my license!
Quistis- But how?
Squall- I dunno the guy just gave it to me. I think he was high.
Quistis- Probably.
Squall- Well anyway I bought a car, a Viper.
Quistis- How'd you afford it.
Squall- I won it in Esthar.
Zell- COOL can we ride in it?
Rinoa- Not if squalls driving, he plain sucks.
I Hope u like it. More to come!