Just a short little fanfic ahead, I was just bored when I couldn't sleep one night so I thought I'd make a story out of this one idea I had
Meowth? Meowth, wake up,
James poked the cat who was sprawled out at the bottom of his bed
'uh, tell me tomorrow jimmy,' the cat muttered in his sleep
James walked over to the other side of the room and switched on the light, much to the feline's annoyance, then sat down on the bed again
'Alright, what's de matta?' The cat asked tiredly as he sat up and rubbed his eyes
'I had a nightmare' James said as he gave the cat a scared look
'What happened?' the cat yawned as he tried to look interested
'well, first I was tied to a chair and forced to watch Maury, over and over and over again, then the Jonas Brothers came in and started singing the same stupid songs, but I couldn't stop listening and then we finally captured pikachu but instead of sending it to the boss, it just followed us around everywhere we went and it wouldn't shut up, no matter what all you ever heard was 'pika pika pika pika' over and over again,
IT WAS TORTURE
…….jus tink about dis, food.
Food?
Food. Tink about all de food dat ya'd love ta eat
But then I'll be hungry
Den tink about all de pokemon you're gonna catch for de boss
But that's just pikachu
Well den count Mareep!
Okay! One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven,
James got under the covers and kept counting until he got to a number so high that even I can't get up there
Meowth, I'm done counting, now what?
……..mmm, count em again,
But I already counted them all
Den take a bath
Okay,
James ran the hot water and sat in the tub for about ten minutes until he decided that it wasn't going to work, he got out, put on his pyjamas again and emptyed the tub
Meowth, I still can't sleep
…….den drink some milk, warm milk
James heated up some milk and tried to drink it but burned his tongue and still didn't feel any better
Meowth, it's not working
'……..ask jess' the cat mumbled desperately as he turned over
James walked down to Jessie's room and knocked the door, after a few silent seconds Jessie opened the door and gave James a 'if Meowth isn't dead and we aren't fired then I'm going to MURDER you' look
Jessie, I can't sleep
Neither can I
Really, why not?
Because there's someone at my door at 3am!
Jessie closed the door and James walked back up to his room, finally feeling tired
He grabbed the doorknob and pushed, only to smack his face into the door
Huh?
He pushed and pulled at the doorknob until he realised that Meowth must have locked him out
He angrily pounded the door until he heard the door unlock and a small, sleepy cat stood in the doorway
Let me back in!
Are ya gonna go ta sleep?
Yes Meowth, I'm tired!
Alright den, but close de door after ya
Meowth retreated back to the bed in the middle of the room and James stepped in behind him
He climbed in under the covers and the cat pokemon jumped on to the bottom of the bed and sprawled out again
Uh-oh,
Mmm, what's de matter now?
I still can't sleep, will you tell me a story?
Uh, once upon a time, dere was a prince called James and an evil wizard called ash,
One day prince James went to de evil ash's lair an tried to defeat him, but de evil wizard sent out his pika-dragon, so prince James sent out his loyal Cat who defeated de pika-dragon, and prince James defeated de evil ash and de whole woild loved em,
De end
Meowth looked over to see that James had finally fallen asleep, and so the cat sprawled out at the end of his bed and went to sleep too
The next morning,
THUMP
Ah, what was that?!
James woke with a start and looked all around the room, Meowth was gone
Suddenly the cat's paw appeared from beside the bed and he pulled himself up
What happened to you?
I musta feel ouffa de bed
Again? That's like the fifth time this week!
Yeah, maybe I should sleep some place else
Meowth loved sleeping at the end of James's bed but he did have a habit of never quite getting much sleep there, he would always either be woken in the middle of the night by James who was unable to sleep or he would fall off the bed, but there was nowhere else he COULD sleep, Jessie never regretted to kick the poor cat out of the room and in to the hallway for a night and they always locked all the other rooms at night, so he would often be found lying haphazardly on his back at the end of James's bed
C'mon, time for breakfast
James pulled on his rocket uniform and he and Meowth headed down to the cafeteria where they met Jessie sitting as far away as possible from butch and Cassidy
They all had breakfast and went back up to their rooms to get ready for another day of twerp-induced failure
TWO HOURS LATER
Looks like team rocket's blasting off again!!!
Wobbuffet!
They all landed in a heap conveniently next to the rocket headquarters
Well, that wasn't anything like what happened in your story Meowth, looks like this time the pika-dragon won!
Dat was a story jimmy, dis is a tv show, totally different
No it's not, this is a fanfic, this is a story too,
…
They all picked themselves off the floor and headed inside for dinner before getting back to their rooms for the night,
And thus ends chapter one, I think I'll continue this a little…