Yusuke and Kurama stood looking exasperated as they watched Hiei and
Kuwabara quarrel. Again.
"HAHA, shrimp!" yelled Kuwabara as he looked down at Hiei's head.
"Don't make me chop off your head. I'd hate to see Yusuke get depressed like last time when Toguro almost killed you. Pity he didn't succeed." Came Hiei's snide remark.
"Why you...I could easily kick your butt in a battle!" retorted Kuwabara smugly.
"Yeah, right. You can't even touch me." Hiei replied with a smirk.
"We'll see about that! Reiken!" at once an orange beam sprouted from Kuwabara's hands and he attempted to slash at Hiei.
"Missed me." Hiei said while easily dodging the attack.
"I'm going to get you!" screamed Kuwabara.
"Do you think they'll stop?" asked Kurama.
"Not likely." Yusuke said and they continued to watch the two figures chase each other around in circles.
"Idiot." Hiei said to a panting Kuwabara.
"Who's the idiot? You wouldn't last one DAY in the Ningenkai." Kuwabara replied.
"Yeah? Well you wouldn't last a second in Makai."
"You're on!" said Kuwabara as he held out his hand.
"Why are you extending your hand? Giving up?" asked Hiei with a confident look on his face.
"No I'm making a deal. Let's switch places. I'll go to Makai and you stay here in the Ningenkai. See who can last the longest."
"Sure Kuwabara. This will make your death seem accidental." Hiei thought.
"The midget isn't going to last a day out here with his attitude." Thought Kuwabara.
"One more thing. You have to go to school. Let's see who's the REAL idiot. And you have to get A's." Kuwabara added, just to make Hiei's life harder.
"Fine. But you have to get a job. And a good one, mind you, not some pathetic servant job." Hiei countered.
"Fine!" Kuwabara once more thrust out his hand. "Shake it!"
"Hn." Hiei took Kuwabara's hand, and gave a handshake to remember.
"OUCH!" screamed Kuwabara in pain.
"HA I'll await your return. If you do." Said Hiei.
"Ok, lets see if we can last a month. At one month's time, I'll meet you right back here at this tree." Kuwabara pointed to the tallest tree in the forest.
"Fine by me."
"Hey Yusuke, guess what?" yelled Kuwabara.
"What?" Yusuke yelled back.
"I made a deal with Hiei!"
"What do you think it is?" Kurama asked Yusuke as they exchanged curious glances.
Kuwabara and Hiei retold their story and the agreements.
"I really think that this will be hard without any of you having help." Stated Kurama.
"I have an idea!" Yusuke remarked as he held up one finger. "I'll go to Makai with Kuwabara, just to make sure he doesn't get killed. I promise I won't defend him unless he's in a life-threatening situation. This way, I can also go back and see how my father's kingdom is going."
"Yes, quite a good idea. And I'll stay here with Hiei. He can stay at my place and I'll help him get registered in a school." Said Kurama.
"Hey that's not fair! How come Hiei gets a place to stay?" whined Kuwabara.
"You can stay in my castle." Yusuke said.
"Cool a castle!" Kuwabara did a series of jumps and punches.
"Pathetic Ningen. He won't last a week in Makai, even with Yusuke's help. Which will be limited, right Yusuke?" Hiei looked at Yusuke sternly.
"Yes Hiei. And same goes for Kurama. No doing homework for Hiei. That's cheating." "This will be so easy. I'll get to beat up bad guys and live in a castle!" Kuwabara said with his face mere inches from Hiei's. "Have fun being a human."
"Oh, I will. And you have fun getting yourself killed." Hiei remarked as he punched Kuwabara in the face.
"OWWW!! What was that for?" yelped Kuwabara.
"For breathing on me. And for existing." Hiei especially emphasized the "existing."
"Kuwabara, we'll leave in 3 days. That's when the dimension will be thinnest and easiest to go through. I suggest you start packing. But dude, I really don't think you have a chance." Yusuke said sadly.
"WHAT! You doubt my manly fighting abilities?" retorted Kuwabara.
"More like your ability to gain weight, you big oaf. And sadly none of those nutrients go to your brain." Hiei said.
"This is ALL muscle!"
And so the comments continued, until the sun went down the hill. However, neither person knew just how much trouble they'd find living in another world...
DONE! I wrote yet another fan fiction even though I shouldn't because I need to update my other ones. Oh, well. REVIEW!
"HAHA, shrimp!" yelled Kuwabara as he looked down at Hiei's head.
"Don't make me chop off your head. I'd hate to see Yusuke get depressed like last time when Toguro almost killed you. Pity he didn't succeed." Came Hiei's snide remark.
"Why you...I could easily kick your butt in a battle!" retorted Kuwabara smugly.
"Yeah, right. You can't even touch me." Hiei replied with a smirk.
"We'll see about that! Reiken!" at once an orange beam sprouted from Kuwabara's hands and he attempted to slash at Hiei.
"Missed me." Hiei said while easily dodging the attack.
"I'm going to get you!" screamed Kuwabara.
"Do you think they'll stop?" asked Kurama.
"Not likely." Yusuke said and they continued to watch the two figures chase each other around in circles.
"Idiot." Hiei said to a panting Kuwabara.
"Who's the idiot? You wouldn't last one DAY in the Ningenkai." Kuwabara replied.
"Yeah? Well you wouldn't last a second in Makai."
"You're on!" said Kuwabara as he held out his hand.
"Why are you extending your hand? Giving up?" asked Hiei with a confident look on his face.
"No I'm making a deal. Let's switch places. I'll go to Makai and you stay here in the Ningenkai. See who can last the longest."
"Sure Kuwabara. This will make your death seem accidental." Hiei thought.
"The midget isn't going to last a day out here with his attitude." Thought Kuwabara.
"One more thing. You have to go to school. Let's see who's the REAL idiot. And you have to get A's." Kuwabara added, just to make Hiei's life harder.
"Fine. But you have to get a job. And a good one, mind you, not some pathetic servant job." Hiei countered.
"Fine!" Kuwabara once more thrust out his hand. "Shake it!"
"Hn." Hiei took Kuwabara's hand, and gave a handshake to remember.
"OUCH!" screamed Kuwabara in pain.
"HA I'll await your return. If you do." Said Hiei.
"Ok, lets see if we can last a month. At one month's time, I'll meet you right back here at this tree." Kuwabara pointed to the tallest tree in the forest.
"Fine by me."
"Hey Yusuke, guess what?" yelled Kuwabara.
"What?" Yusuke yelled back.
"I made a deal with Hiei!"
"What do you think it is?" Kurama asked Yusuke as they exchanged curious glances.
Kuwabara and Hiei retold their story and the agreements.
"I really think that this will be hard without any of you having help." Stated Kurama.
"I have an idea!" Yusuke remarked as he held up one finger. "I'll go to Makai with Kuwabara, just to make sure he doesn't get killed. I promise I won't defend him unless he's in a life-threatening situation. This way, I can also go back and see how my father's kingdom is going."
"Yes, quite a good idea. And I'll stay here with Hiei. He can stay at my place and I'll help him get registered in a school." Said Kurama.
"Hey that's not fair! How come Hiei gets a place to stay?" whined Kuwabara.
"You can stay in my castle." Yusuke said.
"Cool a castle!" Kuwabara did a series of jumps and punches.
"Pathetic Ningen. He won't last a week in Makai, even with Yusuke's help. Which will be limited, right Yusuke?" Hiei looked at Yusuke sternly.
"Yes Hiei. And same goes for Kurama. No doing homework for Hiei. That's cheating." "This will be so easy. I'll get to beat up bad guys and live in a castle!" Kuwabara said with his face mere inches from Hiei's. "Have fun being a human."
"Oh, I will. And you have fun getting yourself killed." Hiei remarked as he punched Kuwabara in the face.
"OWWW!! What was that for?" yelped Kuwabara.
"For breathing on me. And for existing." Hiei especially emphasized the "existing."
"Kuwabara, we'll leave in 3 days. That's when the dimension will be thinnest and easiest to go through. I suggest you start packing. But dude, I really don't think you have a chance." Yusuke said sadly.
"WHAT! You doubt my manly fighting abilities?" retorted Kuwabara.
"More like your ability to gain weight, you big oaf. And sadly none of those nutrients go to your brain." Hiei said.
"This is ALL muscle!"
And so the comments continued, until the sun went down the hill. However, neither person knew just how much trouble they'd find living in another world...
DONE! I wrote yet another fan fiction even though I shouldn't because I need to update my other ones. Oh, well. REVIEW!