Flight 4329 EN version by ~Altoshipper CHAPTERS 1 and 2REV 2010-11-16-1156 CET

Count-me-please-(1)
A translucent tablet stopped responding. Instead of showing the digital register it showed a blue screen with millions of illegible lines, spinning right round over and over. A tall and well-muscled Jolteon looked at his class. They were all sitting at their desks and solving exercices. With the exception of one sleeppingMilotic, who appeared to be turning into a Jolteon grabbed his tablet and hit her hear head.
The girl woke up."Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Lixandru... I have already everything done..."-"How dare you sleep at school. And I don't mind that you have everything done. Three penalty points. And now show me your solvings."- The Milotic gave him her tablet. Its display was cluttered with hundreds of additions, multiplications, divisions etc. -"Damnit... I have to stop giving them these count-me-please exercises. They're too trivial."-he said to himself.
Suddenly the bell rang and everybody disappeared in two seconds, leaving the classroom teacher looked at his computer. It was still dead. Without a word he switched it off, placed in his bag alongside with the Milotic's one and left.
He was walking through a long corridor. It wasn't a nice twenty meters a pair of doors on both sides. The majority of lamps were completely useless; the type of used bulbs was obsolete since ten one per fifty worked. And only one per billion felt better when he arrived at staircase. He went up, counting each step as usual. Normally, there were fifty four. However, this time he counted only to fifty two.-"Something wicked comes. I wonder what it might be."-he said to himself.
He arrived at the main staffroom. He took his magnetic card and tried to open the door. The card broke into half. "Shit, that was my last. Argh... why did they decide to leave these medieval devices. I hope that someone's inside and has a sticker tape."- he said and knocked the door. After ten seconds a young Zangoose opened the door.-"Hello Bolt! How are you after a lesson with 2B?"-"Fuck! Lyra, please! Stop irrtating me. These humanistic classes are so dumb. They even can't do a simple exercise. The only thing that they can do are the count-me-please exercises and that's all. Come on hold me or anything like that, there's nobody beside us.
Lyra pulled her husband into a deep hug and kissed him on sat on an armchairwhile Lyra sat on his lap. "Don't worry my love. There's only a week short to an Easter break. You'll manage to do it. I know you can."-she said.-"Thank you Lyra, but it's so diffucult to work with such a wide range of G classes are quite good but Cs are horrible. The same with As and Bs. "-"And Es ? These algorythimic ? As far as I know they're considered to be the best in the entire school. And it was your profile either."-"These guys ? That's a different thing. They're mutents without a personal life. I know I was an algo too. But I had only Ds. Sometimes C when I was lucky But to be honest I wasn't interested at school. I was seeking a girlfriend. For a very long time. And you..."-"Oh, come on, stop fussing about your past."-"No it's not like that. You were actually my first girlfriend. Completely first. And now we're married since two years.I lovr to mention this. It cheers me up"-"And this story abou Shiny ? When you raped her ?"-"You know that I was inlove with her. I erased her from my memory. But I couldn't erase her from my heart. You know... she's still there. Despite the fact that you're my only love. "-"You have always been so sensitive. I so love it."- Lyra said and kissed Bolt deeply.
After thirty seconds they broke off. Bolt looked into Lyra's eyes and asked-"You know what am I thinking about ?"-"We'll have some fun ? Tonight ?"-"You have a peephole in my mind."-"No. I just know what do we both need"-Lyra answered and kissed Bolt again. But this time they had to finish sooner, because the staffroom started to fulfill with numeruous teachers. And that's not a good idea to cuddle in a public place.
When the school ended and everybody left the building, Bolt and Lyra decided to stay for a while more. They looked through a window. The sky was gray and it was severlely raining. The street was full of wet Anthro-Pokemons ,who were trying to arrive a their homes or catch anything that moves. Only some Grass and Water-types were having fun. They were senselessly playing on the soaked pavementorjumping into gutters and bathing in them."Dumbasses !"-Lyra shouted-"Do they know what are they doing ?"-"And they're doing anything particular ? I see nothing bad in their.."-"Don't you know that ..."- Lyra started to complain-"Come on, calm down."- Bolt answered and kissed his wife on lips. -"I wonder how our children would behave. I'm sure that in the same way"-"Don't even use this word. I told you that it's too early for children."-"Well, my brother was aware of that too. But one day he forgot to protect himself..."-"What are talking about ? "-Lyra asked shocked.-"Shiny's pregnant ! She's in sixth month ! You didn't know about this ?"-Bolt answered"And how she fells with it.,huh ? Come on Bolt, stop kidding me."-"I do not ! She's preagnant and fells marveluous with it. And the same with Steve. They already know, that it will be a boy. An Eevee. "-Lyra didn't answer. She was still staring at her husband with a poker face. Bolt decided to continue the talk."And how would you feel with a child under your heart ? "-he asked making an accent on the fourth and the penultimate word. Lyra opened her mouth, but remained speechless. She took off her glasses and hugged Bolt deeply with tears in her eyes.-"As I told. I love it that you'ree sensitive. You always make me cry... I would be happy too. I think every mother-to-be is. But cannot we wait a bit? I don't know... two, three years ?"-"Don't worry my love. We can. Oh, it stopped raining."-Bolt said and looked through the window. He was right. Some weak rays of light started to break a cover of clouds. The sky was becoming more and more blue. Bolt took his bag, grabbed Lyra's hand and they both left the school buiding.
The prize-(2)
Meanwhile a LOT Polish Airlines Boeing 787-800 landed at the airport and headed towards its main terminal.A large number of passangers left the plane leaving an enormous number of litter of any kind. Some of the smallin-flight entertainment displays was damaged, two seats were broken down, galleys were cluttered with a lot of unidentified stuff andall flight attendants were half-fainted. A usual situation after a Fifteen-hours flight. The captain leftthe flight deck and sat on one of seats. The second pilot did the same. A tall, busty Chillarmy flight attendant sat on hislap."Hey Rick, are you ok ?"- Crystal asked trying to wake up the second pilot. "Argh not really. I'm just fed up of all these flights. And in such a conditions. Ten turbulences sessions. And how about you Steve ? Are you allright"- Rick said to the captain.
Steve didn't answer. He was full asleep. His dream was to deep to wake him up. Crystal after ten minutes of searching and another ten minutes of filling, took a big bucket and made him a very intensive and cold shower. He woke up immediately and grabbed his gun. "Who the fuck did this ? I'm gonna kill his mother and burn his house."-"Come on Steve ! Stop fiddling with this pistol .It's for terrorists not for innocent flight attendans"-Rick tried to calm down his buddy. Steve looked at his aircraft. "Who the hell is responsible for tidiness here ?"-"As far as I know the airport service."- Crystal aswered. Steve sat on his seat again. "Damn.. since Shiny had to take a maternal leavenothing works here. I'm not surprised that LOT has only three stars. My beloved airlines."- he said with tears in his eyes.-"Let's leave this plane. I got a message that Shiny's waiting for you in the concourse."- Crystal said-"Good. That mess is not our problem. Let's go."-Steve answered and with the rest of his crew left the plane.
"STEVE !"- a pregnant Absol shouted. Her arms were widely opened. An Umbreon without a word left everythingand pulled his wife into a deep hug.-" I have missed you. So much ! How's our son ?"- Steve asked touching Shiny's belly. An unborn Eevee was moving rapidly. -"He isstill moving. I feel that he's bored. I can't wait till the moment when I'll see his face."-"Do you have an idea for a name for him ?"-"No. Not yet. I was thinking about... erm... no I wasn't. "-"Yeah, whatever it will be,it will be good. Never mind."-Steve said and kissed Shiny on cheek.
Suddenly someone poked Steve's shoulder. He turned around. He saw a tall Raichu, the boss of local wing of LOT. "Capt. Lixandru, can I bare you a second ?"-she asked with a deep seductive voice.-"Well, I see no reasons why I should refuse "-"Come with me. I have something very special for you."-Steve with a pink blush looked at the rest of crew. Nobody commented the situation. After twenty seconds Rick proposed-"Go ! I'm sure that that's not a fire. Or something worse."-Steve looked at Shiny. Her face didn't express anything. He decided to go. He was too stressed to say anything.-"I'm nota very good pilot, but I didn't crash any plane And this landing gear It wasn't my fault. It was already broken down and nobody informed me. Damn.. I don't want to be fired."- he thought.
Without a word he arrived at the main office and entered the boss' room. She was waiting for him. He sat on a chair. He felt that his hands were strugglingand his yellow ornaments started to glow. "Now. Can you invent, why are you here ?"-the Raichu said with a sarcastic smile on her face. Steve didn't answer. He only looked with a disgust on her artificially expanded DD-sizebreasts.-"Ah ! As usual. Nobody can guess it. I think it's time to reveal what's on my mind. Dear Captain Lixandru, I'm honored to congratulate you for your I had heard about theLufthansa 4328 I knew that you would be one of the best pilot ever. I wasn't was a real pleasure to work with you. For these five years. Besides how old are you actually ?"-" Last month I finished 25."-"Mmmm that's wonderful to have such a young talented man in our staff. In order to repay you for your work, I wanted to give you a special prize."- Steve's face turned red. Not only due to pride but also due to a sudden bloom of self-confidence. He stood up and said making a salute-"I'm very honored to hear such an opinion. And I thank you very much, but it's all actually not needed at all. I do what I'm paid for. And I do what I do love. Civil aviation had been always my dream."-"Haha, I know it."-she answered smiling-" Our government decided to give you a special one-month trip to Australia. It's for you, your crew and two other person of your choise. And your salary will be raised from 10,000 per month to 12,000. I'm sure that you're pleasured with it."-"Of course I am."-"Your wrong my sweetie."-the boss' voice suddenly changed.-"I'm pleasured to do this. Can I ask you a favor ?"-"I listen to you."-"Let me give you a soft kiss. You're almost likemy own son."-Before Steve realized what was going on, the Raichu kissed him on cheek and hugged him deeply.
When he left the office, he was still entirely red. He could open a shop with a self-made red paint. He looked at the voucher which he received. "When guys will see this, their jaws will drop down for ever. He hid the blue envelope in his pocket and returned to the arrivals concourse.