Yay. My first oneshot, after I deleted my last one by accident. Please review!
Inspiration: I've just seen iCarly and Spencer freaking out, because a "criminal" guy kissed his younger sister. I'm having a huuuuuge crush on Spencer, so I thought it was cute and catapulted the scene into the Saw world. Hope you like some Twin-action. Of course Adam & Lawrence too!
David heard rockmusic coming out from the apartment and grinned – he hoped that Adam and Lawrence got at least some studying done in the time he was gone. David unlocked the door and swinged it open with one hand. Darkness. Confused, he turned on the lights and found Adam, his little pretty baby brother kissing this pompadour guy Lawrence.
"Aaaaaaghrghrhrhrrhrrhrhrrhr!" David yelled standing in the door frame. Hand acting. Adam & Lawrence immediately jumped apart. "...aaaaaaghrghraefefeefebewbf!"
Adam moved to the other side of the couch quickly and watched his brother shocked as his yells subsided slowly. "Ahhh..."
He put down the bagels, looking at them dangerously and started to talk, walking up and down the living room nervously.
"Let's just recap," he started again, in front Lawrence and Adam. "You steal my brother's camera, I don't have you arrested. I invite you into our home, that you teach him about the joys of maths!" He gestured towards the math books on the table and a bunch of F tests from Adam. "I'm forced to wait an hour for bagels I didn't even want and then I come home to find you chewing on my brother's face!"
"We were kissing," Lawrence corrected him. "Guilty!" David shouted, shaking the bagels at the blonde boy, almost hitting his face.
But Adam felt wrong. He was the guilty one… "I kissed him first!" Adam finally spat out.
"Oh," David was momentarily speechless.
"Out! I will talk to you later!" he said, grabbing Lawrence and forcing him out the front door. The blonde boy looked back at Adam: "I'll call you!"
"'Okay," he replied happily.
"You will call no one! Ever!" David shouted down the hall. Then he closed the door angrily, looking the same way at his twin, before he grabbed a bagel rashly.
"Wait! Wh-what are you doing?" Adam asked confused as David opened the door again and threw the bagel all across the hall at Lawrence's back. "Ouch!"
"Yeah!" He yelled winning, before he came back into the apartment. Adam stared at him with his mouth open wide.
"-am Adam… do-don't understand ho-how did when I left here to go get coffee you hated him. How did you go from hate to … lamwahlalamwah?"
"Well, Zep and I were trying to study but Lawrence kept turning up the music, so Zep got frustrated and left, then I told Lawrence he was obnoxious and he said I should "rent a sense of humor" and I said "Oh really?" and then while I was telling him how immature he was I realized he's super-cute, and he asked me if I like music, so I go "Who doesn't like music?", so then I turned on some music and we started talking and then I realized he's really sweet and smart and his lips were right there in front of me so I leaned over and I kissed him!" Adam explained, flustered. "And I don't kiss like lalamwahlala! I kiss like a princess!"
David put up his hand to stop his explanation and said "You are grounded...for...'til college."
"For 'til college?" Adam gasped.
"For 'til college!", David replied louder.
Adam started desperately to cry.
David won. He thought so…
Suddenly Adam grabbed the bagels out of his brother's hand, before he slapped the full bag all across his face.
"WOAAAH! THIS IS WAR!" ,
the 2 minute older brother yelled, taking a pillow from the couch and hitting Adam with it. It turned out to a violent bagel/pillow fight between twin-brothers.